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Not only do I expect it to produce nonsensical advice that results in combat losses and other negligence, I also expect it to be used as an excuse to deflect blame for war crimes.
Why did you massacre these unarmed children private?
I was just following orders sir.
Who's orders?
Grok sir.
Well in that case, I think that ones still breathing.
Grok called for that secondary strike on those fishermen.
We are still operating on the basis that carpet bombing works, despite having executed some of the biggest, deadliest, longest, widest, most precise, hottest and expensive bombing campaigns since planes were invented, and, with the exception of dropping nukes on Japan, it has never won a war.
Not saying AI is smart, but also neither is military command.
Interestingly, producing unbelievable amounts of bombs does help ammunition companies.
Good news, comrades! The hated capitalist pigs have just cut the legs off of their military!
How can anyone with a sound mind trust a guy who used a public chat program for top secrete military actions.
I like how the media keep referring to him as a journalist.
No, he was a monkey trained to read an autocue. On the weekend.
It wasn't public, didn't he use a fork made by an Israeli company that removed the message encryption and "securely" archived everything on a remote server where hackers (and other foreign states) could download everything?
We are currently clean on opsec tho, it's fine.
Jesus.
War thunder 'bout to get a whole expansion pack
AI BATTLE RHYTHM PACK
Now taking bets for when the major leak of military secrets will occur
Leak? Never. Google will secure those assets for itself and use them to build the Torment Nexus.
Oh, that device from the classic "Don't Build the Torment Nexus!" series of science fiction novels? Wow, I can't believe the future is finally here.
"We can't spell the Department of War without AI" - Pete Kegsdeath
Oh boy, it will be doubly difficult now to tell insane policy apart from the hallucinations.
I've been hoping the entire past year was a hallucination, myself.
Battle rhythm?
The only rhythm this guy has is the aRHYTHMia his heart goes through when he hasn't had a drink and the DTs kick in.
He uses that term as if it's something that people in the military say. Maybe it is, but it sure seems like a bullshit term.
But, even if it's a term they use, is "battle rhythm" sounds like something that might happen, I dunno, during a battle? And if you're in the middle of a battle, is that really a time when you should be using AI? "Hey ChatGPT, what -- BOOM -- coordinates should I tell them to use
ratatatatatatat -- for the -- POW -- artillery strike!?"
Battle rhythm?
Who is this insufferable little twat?
This freak has his head so far up rich tech bro's assholes he could lick their tonsils.
AI is being peddled to govt to stave off the bubble bursting.
This is exactly it, isn't it? Force integration, make it critical and boom "too big to fail" and unlimited bailouts.
Sorry about rolling that grenade under your bunk Mr. Secretary, GenAI told me to do it.
Literally hard piping the entirety (remainder) of military intelligence to the highest bidder. Goddamn America is gonna kill America in the most American way.
I miss thinking the general populace might understand sweet fuckall about computers someday.
*sighs, drinks*
When is Grok being onboarded. Then the real shit show starts.
It looks like from a low budget science fiction parody movie from the 80s
I hope the plague wipes his entire family line. Seriously. Black death? Take this one. We don't need him.
Go ahead Trumpmerica, shoot yourself in the foot.
Having feet are woke. We will replace our feet with Tesla f33t that are only $69,420.69 a year per set.
Had to use daddy's sharpie to sign
A lot of people are going to start dying because of AI hallucinations.
Reads like it was written by AI
Fuck AI
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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