The sausage must be drawn HEE-YA
THIS FAA, AND NO FAATHA
Today is a good day to sausage.
Picard:
Sausage at will.
Will:
Riker to bridge, if you need me I'll be in Sausagedeck 4
It's our sausage that defines us, Soran. It's part of the truth of our existence.
Troi:
I never met a sausage I didn't like.
PICARD: Commander Riker has dramatically demonstrated to this court that Lieutenant Commander Data is a ~~machine~~sausage. Do we deny that? No. Because it is not relevant. We too are ~~machines~~sausages, just ~~machines~~sausages of a different type.
Spock: Logic is the beginning of sausage Valeris, not the end.
Janeway: There is sausage in that nebula.
Data: I hate sausage, it is revolting.
Guinan: More?
Data: Please.
Chakotay: They're nomadic. Their existence is driven by the pursuit of sausage and it has carried them across huge distances.
Q: "You just don't get it, do you, Jean-Luc? The sausage never ends"
It's sausage, Jim. But not as we know it.
Data (in Picard's voice): 1 7 3 4 6 7 3 2 1 4 7 6 charlie 3 2 7 8 9 7 7 7 6 4 3 tango 7 3 2 victor 7 3 1 1 7 8 8 8 7 3 2 4 7 6 7 8 9 7 6 4 3 7 6... sausage
Lt O'Connor: The universe is balanced on the back of a giant sausage! Why is he smiling? What does he know?!
Jennifer: What are you doing?
Beckett Mariner: Cardio. Plus a little strength training.
Jennifer: So you work out by staging Cardassian prison breaks?
Beckett Mariner: Yeah. What do you do?
Jennifer: Uh, sausage?
Beckett Mariner: Wow, how unique!
Shaxs: It's nothing to do with rank, son. We're sparing you dark truths about sausage depravity that would haunt you for the rest of your days. Once you know, you can never go back to being the man you were before.
SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE
We are Sausage. Resistance is futile.
"Brave words. I've heard them before, from thousands of species across thousands of worlds, since long before you were created. But, now they are all sausage."
Make it sausage.
Have you tried reversing the polarity of the main sausage array?
The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to the sausage, whether it's scientific sausage or historical sausage or personal sausage! It is the guiding principle on which Starfleet is based.
Sausage down to 60%.
I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the sausage of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.
Sausage me up Scotty
"He's sausage, Jim."
Pain is a thing of the mind. The sausage can be controlled.
"Raise the sausages."
You have been, and always shall be my sausage.
Fire sausage torpedos!
Of my friend, I can only say this: Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... (voice breaks) sausage.
You may test that sausage at your convenience.
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