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Also, just a general "fuck the job search" from me.
Why is it even a text input in the first place?
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Forms like that I just copy and paste the error notification in with the submission:
Yes.
The text you entered is too short. Please use more than 50 characters.
I'm going to start borrowing this. Thank you.
yep. there's a small chance it's an honest mistake
a bigger chance it's malice
and mostly just incompetence
either way, not a company I want to apply to
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
In short, I would have to say "yes, I'm applying for the full-time role" - though as you have 5000 characters available for this answer, I imagine you want a more thorough response to this question. Let's start from the beginning:
In... West Philadelphia, born and raised [...]
Nobody is talking about the “3996 characters left”.
That’s room for a novel of positivity.
17 pieces of flair is just the minimum, but a real team member goes for more.
This is the one and only use for ChatGPT - a polite fuck you to whoever thought a 50-4000 character limit was appropriate for a yes/no question.
If there are 10 of those fields you could fit the whole script of The Bee Movie[2007].
Yes, I am applying for the full time role (36 hours).
53 chars
This is what I would do as well.
It's the professional response.
Could be purposeful to see how one reacts to fustrating situations.
if the reaction they want is to see you bend over and take it, fuck that place
things should be neat and orderly and proper, so that people can spend their effort on the stuff that isn't instead of broken-window tasks
If that's your idea of being bent over, how the fuck do you survive any work place?
I see shit that could be better and work to improve it instead of just saying "meh not my problem"
or, I mean, I used to, when we were a growing company full of people who also worked to make things better. now we're big enough to have a bunch of people that don't really care and are perfectly fine with repeatedly wasted effort and it's actually not my job to do some stuff. so instead I just judge them for their shitty performance doing a thirty minute task every week that would take five minutes with an hour of initial investment
you don't have to settle for being made to do bullshit tasks, though. if somebody is making you complete a ten steps process that should be five, change it. if it can't change, fuck that place
Sounds like it's time for you to look for a new company. Anytime I feel jaded or disgruntled, I leave for greener fields.
But what does any of that have to do with filling out weird forms?
nah, I'm just gonna settle into my position and do what I'm compensated for and try not to worry about what I'm not. if something makes my life shittier, I'll fight to improve it. otherwise, I'll offer my opinion and move on.
if you can't make the connection between what I'm saying and a poorly set up form, I'm not going to bother explaining more
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
Insert 48 additional invisible characters. If you need an easy generator to copy/paste I found this one with a quick google search:
My favourite is the zero width space. It has interesting interactions with many text fields.
oh man I was fighting with a supplier of one of our systems and about this exact thing a couple months ago, I think. copy/pasting something from one part of their software would allow an invisible/zerolength character in a unique identifier field, which obviously fucks shit up. they, as always, were incredibly difficult to deal with instead of just acknowledging the bug and saying they'll fix it
aw yeah it's still alt 255
Or Alt+0160 for a wider invisible character.
Because of 4chan, those two alt codes are permanently burned into my memory.
for me it was ascii editing.
Yes, I am indeed applying for this full time role.
50 characters. Dammit!
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
Pro tip: Emojis count as multiple characters in bad applications ☺️👌
Yeah, OP, it's just that easy; like this:
Whoa, WHO getting 🔫SHOOTED💦 like that? 🫦It’s Charlie Kirk 🍆👓, the SEXY little conservative taking a hot long DICK 😍🍆 right in his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀able face 🍑, am I right? 😂 Hot and STEAMY💦 with a side of GUSHING! 💦😋 Time to call the AMBULANCE🏥⁉️ but first LETS DRIP 💦 that sweet, messy blood 🩸 on the floor like a freshly SPLATTERED 🍅sauce! 🍅💦🍆🍑💦💋, always preaching 🍗 about his FAVORITE policies 📰, finally getting his mouth hole STUFFED 👅🍌 we know he’s just trying to get that HARDCORE applause 👏💦 from the crowd, while secretly wanting to DICK-tate some sweet ASS 🍑! With his hands on the podium 👐🏻, he's got those CUM-suming ideas 💭💦💦 that make people go spewing 🗣️ like they just saw the hottest Twerk dance! 🍑💃💦 Now send this to 6️⃣ of your most HORNIEST friends 🥵💌 or else you’ll be money shotted next 💰🔫 👅💋💦
How do I unread someone's comment?
Officer, it's this comment, right here.
Ty
I will now send this to everyone on my contact list
oh hells yea, we makin it outta suckingham phallus with this one
These bad boys are really great: 🧑🏼🤝🧑🏿
It has to encode the skin color and gender and that it is two persons and that all of that needs to be joined together. Or in other words:
I seem to recall that 🏴 is freakishly long as well for some reason
Four score and seven years ago I applied for the full time role.
awww YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
This is when I'd bring out the ASCII art of Jotaro Kujo "YES YES YES YES YES"
Can you fill the rest with spaces?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
84 chars:
I affirm in the positive, that I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.
58 chars:
Yes, I am applying for the thirty-six hour full time role.
i think they are expecting some lengthy begging
@NickwithaC@lemmy.world repeat 'yes' in multiple languages. win-win. now you look super multilingual AND you want the job.
More than 50 characters?
What kind of dungeon master do you take me for?
Hmmmm…try “Yupperz” maybe?
Yes:
Frodo
Samwise
Merry
Pippin
Gandalf
Bilbo
Aragorn
Boromir
Faramir
Legolas
Gimli
Elrond
Galadriel
Arwen
Eowyn
Denethor
Eomer
Gollum
Saruman
Sauron
Luke
Leia
Han
Chewbacca
C-3P0
R2-D2
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Darth Vader
Emperor Palpatine
Lando
Grand Moff Tarkin
Yoda
Sebulba
Darth Maul
Jar-Jar Binks
Mace Windu
Kirk
Spock
Bones
Scotty
Uhura
Sulu
Chekov
Picard
Riker
Data
Geordi
Worf
Dr. Crusher
Troi
Guinan
Just restate your yes in unnecessary complicated language.
Ahh just fill them all with null
ASCII bell (7) and hope for the worst.
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