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So, like an 11 or 12 then (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago

Read that as "she's ten". Did a double take.

[-] zout@fedia.io 15 points 6 days ago

It would explain something I guess.

[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

same here, for a second I asked myself "ok where am I right now?"

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Porque no los dos

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 34 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] Molten_Moron@lemmings.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Hot ⬆️ 🔴

        ➡️   
          Crazy

Edit: I have no idea how to add whitespace on Lemmy, apparently. But this works too.

[-] Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Same thing really.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 28 points 6 days ago
[-] groet@feddit.org 22 points 6 days ago

So how exactly are you supposed to move someone from the fun zone?

Hey girl I'm having great fun with you. If you get a facelift we can start dating?

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago

Hot is not only physical. It's also mental, you may find traits on your partner that move them around for you.

[-] l_isqof@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You want to date someone you find unattractive?

Btw, the whole thing is more tongue-in-cheek.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Who's tongue in who's cheek being what makes it hot.

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

Usually there's a temperature knob you can adjust.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 12 points 5 days ago

I dated a redheaded preacher's daughter once

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago
[-] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 5 days ago

He's still alive, so I guess so.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 5 days ago

No. Too high on the scale.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This reminds me of an ancient YouTube video drawing nearly the same chart.

Found it

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 3 points 5 days ago

I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).

[-] froh42@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

I would probably cum from laughing.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 13 points 6 days ago

10 on the bottom

11 on top

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

the ears thing seems weird

[-] Otakulad@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Maybe she is an alien.

One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man and his wife got out and introduced themselves to the farmer and his wife. As a token of his friendship, the farmer immediately invited the Martian couple in his home and begged them to stay for the evening and have dinner, so the Martians agreed.

Later that night, the Martian man explained how, on their planet, it was customary to swap partners as a token of friendship.

The farmer, not wanting to offend his alien neighbors, readily agreed.The Martian then man took the farmer’s wife into one bedroom while the farmer took the Martian woman into another.

They had been having sex for about an hour when the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife, “Well, how do you like having sex with a Martian? How does it feel?” The farmer’s wife replied “It needs to be a little bigger around.” So the Martian man twisted his right ear and presto, his penis became bigger around.

About an hour later, the Martian man asked the farmer’s wife again “How does it feel now?” The farmer’s wife responded “I think it needs to be a little longer.” So the Martian man twisted his left ear and presto, his penis became longer.

The next morning, after their alien neighbors had left, the farmer and his wife were having coffee at the breakfast table and the farmer asked his wife “How was the Martian man?” To this, the farmer’s wife replied “Fine.” “And how about the Martian woman?”

The farmer replied, “That damn bitch yanked on my fucking ears all night long!”

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Only if you don't play Mario Kart. Sick ref otherwise.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 7 points 5 days ago

'A ten' or just 'ten?' Rather worrying.

[-] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 11 points 6 days ago

I'm not seeing a problem here

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

No, you'll hear it, and then probably smell it.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 6 days ago

Ok, but will she share her Netflix password?

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 27 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

She will make an account for you on her Jellyfin server

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 1 points 5 days ago

... it's nothing but Fake and random episodes of Jojo, isn't it?

That is acceptable.

[-] blackouttripleseven 1 points 4 days ago
[-] VerilyFemme 3 points 5 days ago

So she's a 20?

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

sauce for the background image?

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

Never had a girl fart on my balls, bet it feels amazing.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

farts on my balls

🤮🫠

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

probably feels amazing tbh

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 5 days ago

12 if she says Waluigi.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago
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