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Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 71 points 5 months ago

We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis by garth in c/news@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

Special tattoo request by garth in c/funny@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.

When it's Friday night and you're a few drinks deep by garth in c/superbowl@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Eyes heavy, hazy.
There is such as too much fun.
Go home, owl. You're drunk.

yeeeeessss by garth in c/blahaj

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Man man man man man
A Blåhaj haiku sandwich
Shark shark shark shark shark

Rest assured, your _____ will be delivered as soon as possible by garth in c/askouija@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

U

Man stung in testicles by scorpion while sleeping at Las Vegas Strip resort by garth in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Testicles stung hard.
What would be his remedy?
Hotel comped his room.

Getting help is essential. by garth in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 18 points 8 months ago

Therapy or no,
we all agree Elon can
eat a bag of dicks.

Enjoying life by garth in c/aww@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago

This comment chain
Puts a big smile on my face.
Let's start something, fam!

Enjoying life by garth in c/aww@lemmy.world

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago

Wet fur drips and clings
Pomeranian transformed
To rat in the sink

Impaler rule by garth in c/196

[-] garth@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Sugary pillows,
Soft and sweet. Revelation!
Vlad's new obsession.