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bummer. i wonder how this could've been prevented :/
Edit: Sorry y'all, I've been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community. Apparently my shitpost comment is a "selfawarewolves" and not a "leopardsatemyface" and as such is a grave transgression. I can only hope my execution is swift and merciful lmao. o7 Godspeed comrades.
~~What do you mean 99.9999% of the "illegals" aren't actually viscous criminals and it's all just... random dudes like my neighbor Josue from Church? But he's One of the Good Ones™ dagnabbit! I had wanted all them damned "Trendy R Agua" guys Joe Brandon flooded the country with to steal the election for the Demon Rats and bankrupt my SNAP and Medicare gone.~~
~~-- That guy, probably~~
~~They can never explain to me how they actually steal the election when these people can't vote and nobody has ever proven they do or have. Never mind the fact that these people pay into these programs without being able to actually receive them statutorily most everywhere. Or that Trump is actively gutting them.~~
Are viscous criminals a bit thick?
Slow as molases in January
Mostly petty crimes actually. Sticky fingers you see.
i can't believe I missed that swipe typing fail. I'm usually pretty good about making sure I get vicious and viscous right.
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Edit: Sorry y’all, I’ve been informed I have apparently committed the gave sin of engaging in the Wrong Kind of Fun for this Community.
Yeah, you should ignore that dude. Seems to have made a hobby of telling people "That's not LAMF" and collecting downvotes.
I, for one, thought "Trendy R aqua" was great. The Mexican branch of Hydro Homies.
Yeah it took me a few replies deep before I finally clicked their profile and wow. I have multiple autistic children, my partner is autistic, all 4 of them are incredibly literal in their interpretations of language, and even they aren't anywhere near this particular about the meanings of words.
Idk, but maybe some of those people yelling "don't trust them, they're all racist pieces of shit" had some kind of point.
You voted for a man with 34 felony convictions, found to be civilly liable for rape, whose best friends were human trafficking pedofiles and called for an insurrection live on TV because you thought he would follow the law?
I might go so far as to say Trump was also probably a trafficker. I think that's the reason he's still scrambling to scrub everything from the Epstein files, because he knows he's dead meat on the world stage otherwise. I'm willing to chalk up the whole "restarting child separation" thing in 2016 up to racism, but then for ICE/CBP to just brazenly state "we have no idea where they went" reeks of "we just have this black van and some of the kids go in there, and some of the kids go to foster homes."
I just mentioned what was crystal clear before the election for even the most mouth breathing faux addict
Yes
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The goons that ICE hires aren't bright enough to distinguish between legal and illegal. They recently tried to arrest Elaine Miles, who played Marilyn on Northern Exposure. She isn't the only indigenous person that they've tried this with.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/nov/28/elaine-miles-actor-ice-detained-id-fake
I 100% believe that a big reason they're so adamant about the masks is because they pulled from a bunch of those white supremacist militias to pad out their numbers. Illegal to them is absolutely just "not white enough" or "not speaking enough English" for them.
nah they'd deport white immigrants (me), ethnic native Americans, melanated American-born citizens and even white Christian Americans born in California or New York who vote democrat in a heartbeat.
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It's a mistake to say this is because of lack of intelligence rather than targeted malice.
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There was a Mexican immigrant at work from a more financially secure family who travelled back to Mexico for a visit right when the ICE problems were exploding; he couldn't understand our surprise that we would risk it. "I'm not illegal, I have all my papers". Bro, none of your white citizen coworkers think this has anything to do with immigration status, the crackdown is just about racism.
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That last paragraph about ~"we voted maga ... we want the illegals gone ... never thought the leopards would victimize myyyyy immigrant" sounds so on-the-nose and oblivious that it makes it sound like a badly written fake.
But as a white USian from a conservative family, and especially during this wonderful holiday time of year, I know in my heart that I am not-too-distantly related to people who are every bit that ignorant about the world.
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Obligatory: Have the day you voted for! o7
I cannot even fathom being so stupid as to think this wouldn't have happened to me or that posting this would matter in the least. If anything, Republicans are reading that and belly laughing at how fucking gullible they are for believing anything trump says.
Fake. Anyone who actually knows the process knows that there are almost zero illegals. Immigration violations are civil infractions. Like parking tickets, or not mowing your lawn.
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Have the life you voted for Kesilisms. MAGA beta importing a foreign wife because American women aren't interested in raising a man child.
What do you want to bet that "legal" pathway they were using is one of the ones like TPS or Asylum etc that Trump has explicitly said was "illegal actually, trust me bro"
No way it's only taken 2 years on the "normal" legal track.
I bet they could have a much easier time migrating to his wife's country or any third country too. Its kinda shocking when I see people who are full citizens of countries going "oh yeah I just immigrated a couple of years ago" and it's like...you can do that?
Oh absolutely, but even discounting the bits of wording that scream "I'm doing my part to make this a WHITE CHRISTIAN NATION" in his post I guarantee you he'd instinctively see moving to any non-US county as a significant downgrade.
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Sucks to suck, bud.
"I Never Thought" pretty much sums it up.
No, they thought plenty.
Their hate for whichever marginalized groups they felt deserved to be hurt outweighed their thoughts of self preservation.
Its the common thread that links all maga members together.
They think someone needs to be punished, and hearing that a candidate will is all they need to know. They don't care if on the long list of people to punish exists them or someone they know.
Good lord that comment section
Like this guy, who just puts it out there.
two-word000 usernames are a sign of a bot or a person you might as well treat as one.
It's also just a default given name if you don't choose one. Not necessarily a bot. Likely, but not out of the question.
yeah, i know. they didn't even take the time to bother coming up with a username, so I wont bother to consider their opinions as anything more valuable than bot spam
True.
Bot account or troll account. Neither are a net gain.
Back in the day certain services would assign usernames like that to new users and many people got attached to their assigned usernames. I think Xbox was a major source of it for example
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Hahaha. Sucks to suck.
This is the stupidity we are up against.
"god bless" = developmentally delayed in any case.
And then they came for me
Womp womp, think harder next time
Some day they'll get it. It's not about following the law or doing it the "right" way. It's about the color of your skin.
Ah, yet again the finding out.
Trump curious
As the ethnic cleansing intensifies, it's going to be harder and harder to find victims for libs to laugh at.
Disgusting fash-adjacent comm.
My guy they are deporting 4 year olds, I don't think legal system has any effect.
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