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[-] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago

I have ADHD, so an energy drink, and an infinite list of things that I need to start/continue/finish.

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 4 points 6 days ago

Phone and…Steam Deck this week. But that second accessory changes a lot. Sometimes you buy the action figure and it’s a 3D printer, next time it’s a series of books, next time it’s Lego, next time it’s Jay and Silent Bob movies, next time…

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[-] fleebleneeble@reddthat.com 5 points 6 days ago

Pen and pocket knife.

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

My baby and my cell phone. The two things i most often have on me.

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Spatty, recurve bow

[-] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Dog and guitar.

[-] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Ibuprofen and paracetamol/acetaminophen

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 points 4 days ago

Backpack and filter mask

[-] GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

A piece of flourite and a water pipe.

[-] foodandart@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

A five gallon bucket and a shovel.

[-] gray@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

8 soft-boiled eggs and Judith Butler's Gender Trouble

[-] BonkTheAnnoyed 2 points 5 days ago

I could eat fifty eggs

[-] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

A stick and another stick

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Kung fu grip and and extra hand

[-] mech@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

3 bicycles. Because of the n+1 rule.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Multifunctional pen and a set of wired headphones.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Bike and medication

[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

My laptop and a little F1 model car.

[-] PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 2 points 5 days ago

Half-length 11m radio antenna with a wallet multi tool

[-] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

A cat and a Nintendo switch

[-] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Same for me!

[-] Nighed@feddit.uk 3 points 6 days ago

A LARGE mug of tea, and a bike.

[-] CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social 3 points 6 days ago

A science book and a plant.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Galoshes and a Codpiece.

[-] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Camera and a J

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 6 days ago

A massive schlong and two big balls.

Balls contained in ballsack counts as one accessory.

[-] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Are they attached to somebody or...

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Guitar and bicycle

[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A 10-in-1 screwdriver and an empty pack of Zyns.

[-] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

~~Noose and a bottle of pills~~

Probably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch

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