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A YouTube prankster who was shot by one his targets told jurors Tuesday he had no inkling he had scared or angered the man who fired on him as the prank was recorded.

Tanner Cook, whose “Classified Goons” channel on YouTube has more than 55,000 subscribers, testified nonchalantly about the shooting at start of the trial for 31-year-old Alan Colie, who's charged with aggravated malicious wounding and two firearms counts.

The April 2 shooting at the food court in Dulles Town Center, about 45 minutes west of Washington, D.C., set off a panic as shoppers fled what they feared to be a mass shooting.

Jurors also saw video of the shooting, recorded by Cook's associates. The two interacted for less than 30 seconds. Video shows Cook approaching Colie, a DoorDash driver, as he picked up an order. The 6-foot-5 (1.95-meter-tall) Cook looms over Colie while holding a cellphone about 6 inches (15 centimeters) from Colie's face. The phone broadcasts the phrase “Hey dips—-, quit thinking about my twinkle” multiple times through a Google Translate app.

On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance. Colie tries to knock the phone away from his face before pulling out a gun and shooting Cook in the lower left chest.

Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn't seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.

Asked why he didn't stop the prank despite Colie's repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn't exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.

“There was no reaction,” Cook said.

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook's pranks.

“It was stupid. It was silly. And you may even think it was offensive,” prosecutor Pamela Jones said. “But that's all it was — a cellphone in the ear that got Tanner shot.”

Defense attorney Tabatha Blake said her client didn't have the benefit of knowing he was a prank victim when he was confronted with Cook's confusing behavior.

She said the prosecution's account of the incident “diminishes how unsettling they were to Mr. Alan Colie at the time they occurred.”

In the video, before the encounter with Colie, Cook and his friends can be heard workshopping the phrase they want to play on the phone. One of the friends urges that it be “short, weird and awkward.”

Cook's “Classified Goons” channel is replete with repellent stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores. At a preliminary hearing, sheriff's deputies testified that they were well aware of Cook and have received calls about previous stunts. Cook acknowledged during cross-examination Tuesday that mall security had tossed him out the day prior to the shooting as he tried to record pranks and that he was trying to avoid security the day he targeted Colie.

Jury selection took an entire day Monday, largely because of publicity the case received in the area. At least one juror said during the selection process that she herself had been a victim of one of Cook's videos.

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

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[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 258 points 1 year ago

People only see this with the context that this is a youtuber doing a prank.

This man is 6 fucking 5. Imagine a random giant gets in your face, you think you're about to be robbed or beaten. He advances. You retreat. He advances. You retreat, he advanced. Again, you retreat, he advances, all the while shoving something in your face. How many times do you need to tell someone to disengage and retreat before its okay to consider it a threat?

Just because this guy happened to be a youtuber doing a prank is irrelevant, imo.

[-] phillaholic@lemm.ee 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Take away the gun for a minute. Would this guy be on trial if he instead hit him in the head with a blunt object? I’m not a fan of guns, not approving of firing them in public, so on and so forth, but I think this person may have been justified in defending themselves.

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[-] greavous@lemmy.world 148 points 1 year ago

This story sums up America. Stupidity and guns.

[-] Carighan@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Yeah that was my first thought, too. Both sides of this are peak america really.

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[-] Buffalox@lemmy.world 135 points 1 year ago

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook’s pranks.

That's bullshit, from the way it's described, the guy was clearly behaving in a not normal and threatening manner.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 89 points 1 year ago

I would like to move that all evidence of my client doing anything wrong be struck from the record.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

Hey that argument worked to keep Trump in office..

No really it did...

Oy gevalt

[-] Luke_Fartnocker@lemm.ee 118 points 1 year ago

I'm not a proponent of violence, but I think these dipshits need to get their asses beaten every time they do that shit. Maybe, if more of them got beaten or shot, then they would stop being ass fucks.

I shouldn't have to be forced to figure out whether someone is a crazy, drug induced murderer, or just some stupid "prankster" every time I go out in public. Rule number 1 in a society is "don't fuck with strangers".

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 32 points 1 year ago

You can drop the "not a proponent of violence" charade.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

You can think that violence is abhorrent and also understand that it might be the quickest, simplest way to settle a matter. Adults can think two things at once. Crazy, I know.

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[-] Monkstrosity@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

“Live and let live” are words I live by yet I see the vast majority of people don’t, and the worst of us get fame and money out of it. Humanity sucks.

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[-] Kes 112 points 1 year ago

A doordash driver gets cornered by a large 6 foot 5 man who aggressively shoves a phone in his ear repeatedly calling them a dipshit who thinks about their "twinkle", tries to get away but is followed, explicitly asks the man to leave him alone 3 times but is ignored, and tries to brush the phone away? Yeah that sounds like a situation a reasonable person might fear for their life in, and before anyone goes "well why didn't they use a less lethal self defense method?", the prankster is 6 foot 5 and the victim likely only had his fists or his gun for self defense, one of those two is going to get you out of that situation alive

[-] wulrus@programming.dev 35 points 1 year ago

Just based on the facts from what information we have, I fully agree. The story would have to change significantly in order to show anything other than exemplary display of good self-defence principles:

  • avoid being in a shady location - check
  • when getting in a sticky situation anyway, attempt to flee / defuse (good judgement on what to try first) - check
  • if still in the threats phase: back off a bit to clearly demonstrate that you are not the aggressor, support that verbally - check
  • If it is clear that the attacker ignores your pleas, do the minimum damage to STOP the attack safely. Based on that principle, he could have pulled & shot a lot sooner, but apparently wanted to be more defensive & nice than most would have been - check

You should not allow a verbally aggressive person to stay at a distance where they could land a punch or use a concealed knife at any time, especially after you backed off already. Try articulating near a cop's face and see what (rightfully) happens.

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[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 96 points 1 year ago

Assume that if you threaten someone, they will in turn assume you are a threat.

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DoorDash driver 🥲

How much do you think the poor guy makes? And now he has to pay for a lawyer, lose the job, and probably go to jail. Only so this dipshit can get the right "reaction".

And the shooting would've been completely justified for a cop.

[-] sndmn@lemmy.ca 46 points 1 year ago

Anyone who wasn't 6'5 would have gotten their asses beat the first or second time they pulled this shit.

[-] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

Exactly.

The only reason he got shot is because he was physically imposing enough to skip the normal defensive responses that might have come his way (and/or he specifically (or intentionally) chose victims he knew would be physically threatened by him).

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[-] Cabrio@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago
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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

and thats everything thats wrong with society right here.

Him getting shot is just giving him more fame, more money and more excuses to continue doing this shit.

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[-] solarvector@lemmy.zip 81 points 1 year ago

It's sad that this article reads like advertising for a shit head to attract other shit heads (how many times did they call out his show?). He'll come out of this better off financially.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 75 points 1 year ago

What a fucking piece of shit. YouTube prank fucks are wasting good air the rest of us need to breathe.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 75 points 1 year ago

Nothing would have been lost in he died. Fuckin trash yt streamers.

[-] csprance@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

He's a dumb ass kid who will one day hopefully grow into an adult that might do something useful.

Pennywise taught me that life is the most precious thing you can lose.

Life lost always matters.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Yes and now someone might lose their freedom because a "prank bro". So fuck that guys freedom cause this guy is just a kid. Really?

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[-] detalferous@lemm.ee 65 points 1 year ago

This channel needs to be de monetized

[-] canthidium@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago

Very much so. YT should demonetize all "prank" channels. It's just bullying/terrorizing.

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[-] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 63 points 1 year ago

"It's just a prank" needs to end.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 year ago

I’m reminded of a prank channel I used to watch. He was briefly in jail for a bomb prank and later attacked and beat a woman, seemingly for fun, just a few years ago. These prank channels are nearly universally run by terrible people and there does not seem to be a single thing that will dissuade them from “advancing” their “art.”

[-] Nacktmull@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago

c/fuckaroundandfindout

Wait, has it been illegal to shoot YouTubers this entire time?

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[-] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 53 points 1 year ago

This was completely inevitable, I've seen one or two videos of 'pranks' and felt its only a matter of time before someone gets assaulted or shot, now the little shit has more viewers

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[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Prosecutor: "we urge you to ignore the behavior of Cook so we can throw another person into prison, and bump up our conviction rate, helping our careers. We're unconcerned with justice, only convictions matter."

TlDR: no judge, only convict!

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 1 year ago

Dude deserved to be punched in the face, not shot. I hate people who do stuff like this and wish they'd stop getting attention. But I can't imagine how you could justify shooting someone over it.

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[-] superminerJG@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

"It's just a prank bro" taken way too far, huh?

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[-] Riyria@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago

I keep seeing YouTube shorts of dudes like this doing not just stupid shit, but DANGEROUS shit. I saw this one of this dude flashing gang signs in gang territory in LA. You DO NOT do that shit. Any time someone would get aggressive with him he’s go “it’s a prank there’s a camera!” One of these days he’s going to say that and it’s going to piss the dude he flashed signs at off even more and he is going to get shot.

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago

It totally amazes me how stupid this kid is. Scaring people in a country that is known for gun owners shooting people for low-level reasons is not a good survival trait.

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[-] stefenauris@pawb.social 35 points 1 year ago

He only has 55K subs? He's not even good at being a YouTuber lol

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[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, can we quit with the calls for the deaths of assholes? Lemmy.world's server rules include this:

  1. No links to content supporting, featuring, or promoting hate movements, terrorism, mass violence, or calls to violence.

I've seen that interpreted as including comments that call for someone's death, and I don't want to see this shit get out of hand and draw admin attention.

This particular piece of shit, Tanner Cook, deserves to have his channels shut down, deserves some prison time, and deserves some kind of court order preventing him from pulling stupid "pranks" on anyone ever again. Maybe then he can do something productive with his life, instead of... whatever the fuck it is he's doing right now.

But he can't do that if he's dead.

Being an asshole isn't a capital offense, worthy of summary execution. And the judge in this case apparently agrees.

So just tone it down a little, OK?

[-] YeetPics@mander.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

But he can't do that if he's dead.

Can't antagonize people going about their lives, either.

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[-] dbilitated@aussie.zone 26 points 1 year ago

this is so American even the bullet was wearing a star spangled bandana and riding an eagle 🦅

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[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

What you gonna do? Shoot me?

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