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A YouTube prankster who was shot by one his targets told jurors Tuesday he had no inkling he had scared or angered the man who fired on him as the prank was recorded.

Tanner Cook, whose “Classified Goons” channel on YouTube has more than 55,000 subscribers, testified nonchalantly about the shooting at start of the trial for 31-year-old Alan Colie, who's charged with aggravated malicious wounding and two firearms counts.

The April 2 shooting at the food court in Dulles Town Center, about 45 minutes west of Washington, D.C., set off a panic as shoppers fled what they feared to be a mass shooting.

Jurors also saw video of the shooting, recorded by Cook's associates. The two interacted for less than 30 seconds. Video shows Cook approaching Colie, a DoorDash driver, as he picked up an order. The 6-foot-5 (1.95-meter-tall) Cook looms over Colie while holding a cellphone about 6 inches (15 centimeters) from Colie's face. The phone broadcasts the phrase “Hey dips—-, quit thinking about my twinkle” multiple times through a Google Translate app.

On the video, Colie says “stop” three different times and tries to back away from Cook, who continues to advance. Colie tries to knock the phone away from his face before pulling out a gun and shooting Cook in the lower left chest.

Cook, 21, testified Tuesday that he tries to confuse the targets of his pranks for the amusement of his online audience. He said he doesn't seek to elicit fear or anger, but acknowledged his targets often react that way.

Asked why he didn't stop the prank despite Colie's repeated requests, Cook said he “almost did” but not because he sensed fear or anger from Colie. He said Colie simply wasn't exhibiting the type of reaction Cook was looking for.

“There was no reaction,” Cook said.

In opening statements, prosecutors urged jurors to set aside the off-putting nature of Cook's pranks.

“It was stupid. It was silly. And you may even think it was offensive,” prosecutor Pamela Jones said. “But that's all it was — a cellphone in the ear that got Tanner shot.”

Defense attorney Tabatha Blake said her client didn't have the benefit of knowing he was a prank victim when he was confronted with Cook's confusing behavior.

She said the prosecution's account of the incident “diminishes how unsettling they were to Mr. Alan Colie at the time they occurred.”

In the video, before the encounter with Colie, Cook and his friends can be heard workshopping the phrase they want to play on the phone. One of the friends urges that it be “short, weird and awkward.”

Cook's “Classified Goons” channel is replete with repellent stunts, like pretending to vomit on Uber drivers and following unsuspecting customers through department stores. At a preliminary hearing, sheriff's deputies testified that they were well aware of Cook and have received calls about previous stunts. Cook acknowledged during cross-examination Tuesday that mall security had tossed him out the day prior to the shooting as he tried to record pranks and that he was trying to avoid security the day he targeted Colie.

Jury selection took an entire day Monday, largely because of publicity the case received in the area. At least one juror said during the selection process that she herself had been a victim of one of Cook's videos.

Cook said he continues to make the videos and earns $2,000 or $3,000 a month. His subscriber base increased from 39,000 before the shooting to 55,000 after.

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[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago

You can think that violence is abhorrent and also understand that it might be the quickest, simplest way to settle a matter. Adults can think two things at once. Crazy, I know.

[-] iegod@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

The latter implies being a proponent. Let's not move goal posts because we think we're the "good guy". Hint: you're not.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Pull your head out of your ass

[-] Castigant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

"Violence is abhorrent, except when it's against people I don't like", got it.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

Correction, when it's against others willing to commit violence, it's often the only answer.

Example: Neville Chamberlain, and Winston Churchill

[-] Neato@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Adults can think two things at once. Crazy, I know.

We used to call that doublethink. Now we call it the right-wing.

[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You may call it right wing, the rest of the world calls it intelligence.

If you cannot view an issue from multiple perspectives, then I’d start worrying less about right vs left and start reading more.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

The original post was proposing a hypocritical view. I.e. saying violence as bad while also endorsing it.

Doublethink is hypocrisy. And as long as you acknowledge that, then fine. Whatever. Sometimes it's necessary to be a hypocrite. But if you're always a hypocrite, you're probably right-wing. Which was my point.

Holding contradictory views is not intelligence. It's a learned skill to discard the cognitive dissonance inherent in hypocrisy.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Violence is not preferable, but it's the appropriate response at times.

In this case, it's very understandable the guy reacted the way he did. Not preferable, but understandable. He was being harassed, and had stated that the person needed to stop. They didn't. They actively pursued him. He also was approached from behind by someone else involved. He made an accurate non-lethal shot with a lethal weapon. Good on him. Maybe now he'll carry some pepper spray, too, so he has more options.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Neato@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago

This doesn't actually say anything. You just don't like what was said.

[-] mihnt@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago

No, we all think you're dumb for dragging idiotic politics into this.

Some of us think with a rational mind and know it's not all black and white out there.

Speaking in absolutes in this world is the worst thing you can do.

[-] Neato@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Speaking in absolutes in this world is the worst thing you can do.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've heard all day. Congrats. I don't even have to point out how ironic it is for calling me dumb and then saying this. Bravo.

[-] bastion@feddit.nl 1 points 1 year ago
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