Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.

With trumpets you edge it

Imagine having to finger your instrument to change notes

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Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! ...basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.

Sounds like someone's lips are puckered tighter than their butt to me.

THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH

Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.

I’m trumpet gang, but mostly cos the other brass instruments are ridiculously big and heavy and I didn’t want to carry them.

Tromboner

As a trumpet player at one point, I do have to acknowledge that the French horns were widely considered the best cuddlers due to the practice they got holding their own instruments.

All Trumpet Gang knows is how push buttons, if ore the haters

this is how WW3 starts isn't it

Always remember to use lube

No, slide lube! Slide lube!

Euphonium gang rise up! Now is our chance to be heard

I’m imagining it so hard right now 🤤

You also get to occasionally blow out your fluids after playing with it for a bit.

I prefer to finger my instrument.

Someone got their buttons pushed

Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.

Personally I don't think there's much difference between a blow and jerk and a blow and grope.

Sax gang approved