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[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 193 points 4 months ago

Zuck's just an omega-level gooner, swearsies!

[-] markz@suppo.fi 90 points 4 months ago

Why do you think Facebook exists?

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 22 points 4 months ago

Basically its inception tbh

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago
[-] Tm12@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

Omegle gooner? I’d believe it.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 97 points 4 months ago

"So just to get this straight, you're saying you have downloaded 152 .... zettabytes .... of porn for your own personal use?"

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

"....Zetabaytes? no. it was yottabytes"

[-] Tronn4@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Thats BabyGroku-bytes

[-] Part4@infosec.pub 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 4 months ago

rookie numbers for a bunch of 20 something programmers tbh

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 92 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Where did they get the idea that that's a more respectable response?

EDIT: Doesn't/shouldn't work for their liability either. Vocabulary fail on my part.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 91 points 4 months ago

Dignity doesn't matter if it wins the case.

Welcome to Zucc's Fucc & Succ

[-] Tm12@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 months ago

Zuck’s Fuck and Suck sounds like his product’s effects on society.

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[-] FishFace@piefed.social 19 points 4 months ago

They didn't claim it was respectable, they claimed it made them not liable? Where'd you get this idea?

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago

Doesn't/shouldn't work for their liability either. Vocabulary fail on my part.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 4 months ago

Why should a company be legally responsible for copyright infringement of its employees, if it wasn't something they did for work?

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[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago

I think it's more respectable to provide unfiltered internet than it is to profit off someone else's work without paying them.

[-] besselj@lemmy.ca 72 points 4 months ago

Did anyone check on the Meta engineers in the goon cave?

[-] NateNate60@lemmy.world 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I would not be surprised if Meta advertised such a thing to prospective employees as a legitimate benefit of the job. A built-in VR goon cave with 30 TB of material available. Limit 1 hour per person, bookings required 6 months in advance. Sessions subject to monitoring for security and training purposes. May contain trace amounts of Zuck.

[-] auraithx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wouldn’t need any material. Hooks up to your fb and you can pick which of your pals to hook up to the milking table.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 8 points 4 months ago

Then you should be less credulous. What is told to prospective employees is effectively public information.

[-] Witchfire@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I can only imagine the smell of dried cum and server stacks in an enclosed space

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Nah, Zuck doesn't let a drop go to waste.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 4 months ago

The Matagoon cave sounds like something from the Unix Surrealism universe.

[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago

Mandatory gooning during the dailies at meta.

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[-] RedFrank24@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

Torrent the Dark Knight to watch at home along and the media companies will sue you for infinity billion dollars. Openly torrent every movie known to man to train an AI and the media companies don't do shit.

[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago

Steal 1 movie, you're a murderer, steal 1million, you're a conquerer, steal 'em all? You're a goooooooood~

this comment is oc, DO NOT steal

[-] Akanes@startrek.website 19 points 4 months ago

Too late, but it's ok, i'll only keep it for personal use

[-] markz@suppo.fi 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You wouldn't steal a car.

You wouldn't right click and save an NFT.

Piracy. It's a crime.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Well in this case they are trying to do something... This whole "personal use" thing is Meta's response to a copyright claim against them.

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[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago

"hey steve, did you download a shitton of porn while on the company network?"
"Uuuhhhhh, it's for ai training"

[-] WhatGodIsMadeOf@feddit.org 49 points 4 months ago

Humanity is fucked letting these companies exist.

[-] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 31 points 4 months ago

I can only assume the MPAA will funnel vast sums of money into helping prosecute these thieves? Any minute now right?

[-] vane@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

that's mafia level response

[-] Stamau123@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Hahaha, what a story, Mark! Anyway, how's your sex life?

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[-] sundray@lemmus.org 14 points 4 months ago

So their AI is so technologically weak that they can’t even blame it for all the porn downloads, eh. SMH.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Ok, but why would anyone bother training AI on porn? Seriously, I don't understand

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

An article I read when this came up a couple of months ago said that basically porn was the best way to show AI unclothed human movement. Watching clothed humans move, you can get the basics but can’t see how the muscles are working. If you show it a Hollywood movie, they might see occasional shirtless scenes or artfully lit and blocked out sex scenes. Porn has the greatest amount of naked people moving their bodies.

[-] BilSabab@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

now that's fascinating

[-] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Video generation, copyright matching, CSAM detection, those are just the first few that pop into my head.

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[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

Have you not heard that everyone is now doing NSFW chatbots? Meta is just trying to catch up with Grok and Chatgpt

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[-] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

Liars. So many liars these days...

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

As an aside, a great deal of CSAM is shared through Facebook, they've been asked by CSAM survivors to stop this and they said no. The advocacy survivor group Phoenix 11 submitted six formal questions in the US Congress to old Zuckface fuckface about it, as he deployed end to end encryption which makes this possible, which he dodged like the lying fuck he is. Zuck would sell it himself if it made him a whole dollar and nobody should forget that.

[-] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 34 points 4 months ago

I completely disagree with your take here.

The idea that we shouldn't have services with end to end encryption because "think of the children" is an absurd take to have.

I think you're being upvoted because its anti Zuckerberg, but seriously people, think about the long term consequences of not being able to chat without being spied on.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Which is frustrating as every single time the government wanted to expand surveillance on regular citizens, preventing this is always touted as the justification. Now we have all the surveillance and the monopolies are like 'Nah, exploitation is profitable'.

[-] Eh_I@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Well, someone at facebook needs to come collect their jerk-off trophy.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Zuck, you dirty wanker.

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[-] BussyGyatt@feddit.org 6 points 4 months ago

yes, and epstein trafficked all those children to himself.

[-] GaryGhost@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

https://youtu.be/a3PmewuSb1w

Most for personal use, m-porno

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