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[-] rImITywR@lemmy.world 156 points 1 week ago

The fact that school pickup lines exist is wild.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s always money.

When I first moved to the town I live in now, I was impressed by the all new schools. However I eventually realized they replaced a bunch of older neighborhood schools with a smaller number of bigger schools. They saved money by providing a worse educational experience and making walking less likely.

We walked to my kids elementary school but the town saved money by not plowing the sidewalks in winter, nor forcing residents to. Our walk would require walking on a major street - until my ex went full Karen and made them plow

When my kids got to middle school, we were in “walking” distance so there was no bus. However that was a full mile including crossing a six lane road whose light was always broken, and they didn’t spring for a crossing guard . We ended up choosing a private school in a different town, so there were no buses nor walkability

Regional school districts are now common. More kids goto schools that are not even in their towns

[-] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

How do you envision kids being picked up after school? Free for all?

Edit: yes I'm doubling down, the people in the replies are idiots.

Obviously walking, biking, or taking the bus is better. Let's assume that covers 95% of children 95% of the time.

Now what?

I was asking what to do WITH CARS that are picking up kids REGARDLESS OF THE FACT THAT ANOTHER KID MIGHT TKAE THE BUS

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 week ago

In my childhood in Germany kids didn't need to be picked up or dropped off, we either walked or took public transit (not dedicated school buses either). As far as I can tell that's still the case where I live. It's a very different urban design that facilitates it, and it results in more human lives in my opinion.

[-] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

America's choking to death on cars

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[-] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

We envision them taking a bus, walking, or biking home. Not them each getting picked up individually by their parents

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 18 points 1 week ago

When a world without cars is inconceivable, it becomes a presumed condition of the question that the answer must involve cars.

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[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago

I envision walkable communities

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[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Well in my country if a parent comes picking up their kids by car they have to park their car and walk to the school to pick their kids up. Waiting in your idling car in front of the school while taking up the lane is not allowed.

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[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 94 points 1 week ago
[-] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 45 points 1 week ago

But he's got YUUGGGEEEE balls! You can see them in the back hanging from the trailer hitch.

[-] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

Gender-affirming care.

[-] Pistcow@lemmy.world 87 points 1 week ago

There's a guy with 3 DUIs.

[-] Montagge@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago
[-] Glifted@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I briefly contracted at SHAP (the plant that builds the 1500) and you'd have to be drunk to buy one of these piles of shit

[-] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 week ago

This month.

[-] meco03211@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Saw this description of kid rock and it seems like it applies here too. He's got tattoos of his kids but not custody.

[-] defuse959@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago

Kid Rock makes music for people that know the age of consent in every state.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 57 points 1 week ago

Ohh, school pick up lines as in, a line of cars picking up students. Not pick-up lines, like "Hey baby, can you show me where music class is, cause I feel like playing in A minor."

[-] percent@infosec.pub 19 points 1 week ago

Welp, there's my cursed upvote of the day.

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[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 55 points 1 week ago

Hey... I'm so glad that guys kid is NOT homeschooled...

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[-] justcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago
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[-] FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

There's got to be a better way.

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[-] sirico@feddit.uk 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Scared of the outside world so it needs a scary face, sitting in a nice comfy air-conditioned cab on big pillowy tyres, lots of lights because the dark is scary. How is this more manly than a bicycle?

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[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago

Lucky I’ve not encountered him, the urge to talk to him like a 5 year old would be too great.

“What a big truck you have! And it’s so high up! I bet you have to do a big jump to get up there. And look, it says “WAR” on the front, that’s fun! Did you put that on yourself, or did you ask a man do it for you?”

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[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Conductor: Sir, this seat is for disabled people only.

Me, an intellectual: shows this picture I drive this.

Conductor: Sorry to have bothered you, sir.

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[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

His compensator is compensating

[-] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago

I... I would not be brave enough to drive around in a "truck" like that. Like mad props for never out growing your edge lord phase.

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[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 week ago

How does one like that get a kid? Like, what woman is into a guy like that, and how does it biologically work with insemination when you have a tiny micro penis like that? I bet the kid is from the milkman or something.

[-] SCmSTR 10 points 1 week ago

I hear scientists have made it so two xy people can make a baby now and mpreg is gonna be real.

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[-] candyman337@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

(obligatory DO NOT ACTUALLY so I don't get removed)

Bet if you shot up this jackass's car he'd be a lot less prepared than he fucking thinks

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 25 points 1 week ago

I love the sunglasses and hat on an overcast day look too. Such manly.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Uv rays don't care about clouds

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[-] LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago

Just a little higher and they'll be able to pass over the children unscathed. Problem solved

[-] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

That guy must be a stepdad because no way he's made any children with his tiny wittle wee wee stick

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[-] limelight79@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I've inadvertently ridden my bicycle through a couple school zones during drop-off times - and I'm sure pick-up times would be even worse.

Cycling around cars has an element of risk that we all know and accept. But that risk goes WAY UP in school zones at drop-off time. You'd think drivers would be looking for kids, people, etc. as they drop their precious off IN A SCHOOL ZONE. But, no.

For example: One started to pull out in front of me - I was in the lane, riding past, and she was pulling out of the school's driveway. I avoided her with some vigorous braking, then she had the gall to pull up at a light and tell me I should be careful.

[-] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

It's a bunch of stressed, impatient parents who just want to grab their kid and get out, but are apathetic to everyone else trying to do the same. If all these other people weren't here they could do this so fast, why won't everyone get out of their way? It's a highly concentrated dose of the "Im gonna get mine and the rest of you can fuck right off" mentality. And, like most shitty driving behaviors, it feeds into itself. It makes good drivers make bad decisions because, if they don't, they're not going anywhere. "No one is letting me in, so if I dont cut someone off, I'm going to be stuck here another 15 minutes" type shit. I dont know why well-built pickup and drop-off areas aren't required for building schools past 1990, but here we are.

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[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, can't they take the school bus or just walk?

[-] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Kids who never grew up, but in a bad way

[-] hungryphrog 15 points 1 week ago

That car is also very likely to make a kid never grow up in yet another way.

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[-] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

As if he'd ever see a kid walking in front of that thing.

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