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[-] Ashelyn 88 points 1 month ago

I mean isn't that so you know when it needs to be reloaded by the feedback feeling different?

[-] normonator@lemmy.ml 35 points 1 month ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 22 points 1 month ago

I mean, that's what they said.

[-] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 8 points 1 month ago

Or a good way to tell who you're shooting at

[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 18 points 1 month ago
[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

sadly, the production stopped and now the replacement is German rifle

[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 7 points 1 month ago

Booo wendy—unless this german replacement matches the same FAMAS quality look ofc

[-] Jumi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au 1 points 1 month ago

🤮 I mean...i guess it's cool

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

It's hard to shoot a gun while you're waiving a white flag anyway.

[-] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago

The French have won more battles than any other military Ever. Look it up, mate. You sound like Fox News Freedom Fries. Break free man.

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago
[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Moi aussi, mon frere. Moi aussi.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 7 points 1 month ago

Some people just get a high from doing the group ritual. I was more of a teenage iconoclast that didn't want to do anything anyone else was doing, which is a different set of problems.

[-] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

I wonder if they are counting Charlemagne?

Also, I feel like China would have to have more..... Or do civil wars not count?

[-] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I think no matter how you slice it you could work the stats to go your way on that, but the main point is the French were like a pretty unstoppable land power for 500 years, had 2 bad decades in the 1900s and never lived it down somehow

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

never lived it down somehow

might be related to

unstoppable land power for 500 years

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 month ago

When politicians tried to increase the retirement age in France they protested every day and shut the country down until it was reversed.

The American government has been shut down for a month and people who aren't even being paid are continuing to show up for work. Once every couple months they'll gather in a polite group and say "please stop doing Human Rights Abuses" before carefully cleaning up and going back to work the next day in order to not be too big of an inconvenience.

I wish Americans knew how to fight like the French.

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Brother, this is a shit post community. I need you to chill.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

But my post shitting on Americans isn't allowed?

[-] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I don't know, I'm not a cop.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Then what's the badge for!?

[-] sem 1 points 1 month ago

I don't see no steenking badgers

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Surely a metric rifle such as this should fire in bursts of 1, 10, 100, or 1000 bullets?

[-] SuperEars@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What the French, toast?!

this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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