"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I'm ruined!
I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
Oh, that's where I left my cigar...
That just raises further questions!
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me... Disemboweling in your species... Fatal or non-fatal?
I use, "Enough of this, I'm going for a scuttle" all the time.
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"
nom-nom-nom "I'm ruined!"
But still, to have your own pool!
Deviled egg!?
......The same devilled egg
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
This isn't a war; it's a murder!
flips switch
This isn't a war; it's a moydah!
Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"
The Silence of the Clamps
The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"
The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"
"Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
Don't mind if i already did!
A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me...
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
I'm not hearing a nooo
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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