"By the way, I took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar"
I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.
I scuttled away with my human claws up, screeching "whoop whoop whoop" whenever my wife wanted something I didn't like. I still wonder why she left me, Zoidberg!
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
i came to post this one.
The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."
"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"
"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
Oh, that's where I left my cigar...
That just raises further questions!
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
Exactly! It may or may not be my favorite, but it is the one I constantly quote.
One of my favourite bits of trivia is that he never says this exact line, it's a misquote, but I know in my 4 hearts that he would say it
Sweet guinea pig of Winnipeg!
"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's treated."
I fucking love Zoidberg, he just gets me, yknow?
I use, "Enough of this, I'm going for a scuttle" all the time.
"You ALL still have Zoidberg!"
But still, to have your own pool!
My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse
Your music's bad and you should feel bad!
Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!
Geez, Zoidberg. Leave some for the enemy to kill.
This isn't a war; it's a murder!
flips switch
This isn't a war; it's a moydah!
"Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!"
I relate to this on a spiritual level.
The husband and I quote "one art please" and "your [something] is bad and your should feel bad"
Clamps - "Scuttle on home. This ain't none of your business, Slick."
Zoidberg - "My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!"
The Silence of the Clamps
Deviled egg!?
......The same devilled egg
Goose liver? Fish eggs? Feh! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?
“Friends! Help! A guinea pig tricked me!”
Examples of Zoidberg's astonishingly poor grasp of human anatomy make up my favorite punchlines in the series. Of course Farnsworth would hire the worst (and possibly cheapest) candidate: a doctor that has no idea how his patients are put together.
Open your mouth. No, your other mouth.
it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me... Disemboweling in your species... Fatal or non-fatal?
Don't mind if i already did!
JOHN
FUCKING
ZOIDBERG!
"Once again, the conservative, sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!"
A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me...
Someday they'll watch from down in the gutter, they will, as King Zoidberg caresses their fancy box.
"I've lost more patients than he's treated!"
The one he never actually said: "Why not Zoidberg?"
Laughing at Hemes when they get paired up on Omicron Persei 8... "Screwed again my friend"
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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