One at a time, kids; Get in the pho queue.

When you misunderstood the original post I should have known you would misunderstand anything I was going to say.

I think the point is that in this election, as important as it is, all you can do is cast one single vote.

I hate it too but they don't because everyone claims they know what they're doing and they've already tried all that stuff.

99% of the time it turns out they haven't and that was the problem.

You can't change lanes inside? So if you're in the inside lane you can't leave until you... leave and then change lanes and then teleport back in?

No way! I don't like pamcakes!

Well yeah, she's rich

There is no way the design took two years and required supercomputers

They're just flaccid. They get erect when he's hungry.

"The worst that can happen is she says no" 💀

Farting is a metaphor for when you actually fart.

I love how he learned it from Tiktok