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[-] mrmacduggan@lemmy.ml 77 points 2 days ago

Hey buddy, they admitted they didn't know what the star even was.

[-] kayzeekayzee 24 points 2 days ago

Huh for some reason I'd never considered that fact that the songwriter would have no idea what a star consisted of. Just a mysterious light in the sky.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Interesting, I think of the lyrics as describing the way a baby or toddler feels when looking at the stars. They don’t know what those bright lights are yet, they just know they’re shiny and too high up to reach.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Apparently the sun's spectral absorption lines were discovered 4 years before the song was made

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 17 hours ago

I don't expect children's song writers have ever been sufficiently into science that they know about new discoveries that don't matter to them at all quickly. I doubt many people knew even the top five elements that the sun consists of

I think it's fair for them to wonder what a far away star was. They probably didn't even know that the sun was a star

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They thought it was made of carbon.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Literally the next line.

[-] zout@fedia.io 75 points 2 days ago

Comic by Will Santino, who's name was conveniently cut off from the bottom.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"How we envy you, envy you! Lucky humans, who can close your minds to the endless deeps of space! You have this thing you call... boredom? That is the rarest talent in the universe! We heard a song — it went 'Twinkle twinkle little star....' What power! What wondrous power! You can take a billion trillion tons of flaming matter, a furnace of unimaginable strength, and turn it into a little song for children! You build little worlds, little stories, little shells around your minds, and that keeps infinity at bay and allows you to wake up in the morning without screaming!”

― Terry Pratchett, A Hat Full of Sky

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

GNU Terry Pratchett

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

You guys are waking up in the morning without screaming? Or just not about the stars thing?

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

This is from a fantasy world. The not screaming is one of the ways you can tell.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wake up to the screaming of tiny flying dinosaurs

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

I like to imagine the big ones used to scream all the time too.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Oh man. This is where my mind goes whenever I'm getting stoned with my chickens.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 days ago
[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

We are made of star stuff, so kinda!

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago
[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 14 points 2 days ago

Maybe it's about a neutron star. Those are typically on the order of 10 km radius. And it's hard to know their exact composition, which is why cosmologists dream up fun terms like "nuclear pasta" for degenerate matter.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

I'm trying to make "twinkle twinkle star-whose-angular-size-from-earth-appears-small" scan but it's proving a challenge...

[-] psud@aussie.zone 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Twinkle twinkle little star

Not really little but very far

Some with elevation high

Like a diamond in the sky

[-] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

The same planet where a dude figured out that everything is relative.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The Hapsburgs?

[-] Klear@quokk.au 7 points 2 days ago

Then again it could be super close and the size of a potato.

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Written ironically by an alien astronaut.

[-] Devadander@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

It’s not written about the sun

[-] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

it doesn't say it's the sun in the picture

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