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[-] fodor@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

"Appetite for Destruction" is the album. You should also (accurately) assume that the singer is either high or drunk or both.

[-] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

'Grass normal color' might eventually be a luxury with global warming and ecological collapse.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

The grass is part of the problem

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 75 points 13 hours ago

Time to get pedantic: He says "where" not "because". These are just examples of things in the paradise city, not the criteria.

It's people thinking liking big butts somehow makes you unable to lie all over again.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 29 points 12 hours ago

Wait, are you telling me the lyrics aren't, "I like big butts therefore I cannot tell a lie"? I've been singing it wrong for years.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

It was actually a deep discussion of sociopolitical topics of the time, if you listen to the whole album.

[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Your telling me that Sir Mix a lot has more than one song? Doubt.

[-] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

Big if true

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

More than one that became popular? No, much to his dismay. More than one at all? Holy crap yes, I think his discography contains no less than 4 albums.

[-] keisatsu@infosec.pub 75 points 17 hours ago

The lyrics were intended to be "where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly :)

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

where the grass is free and the girls are easy but they were told to change it if I remember correctly

That has way too many syllables.

[-] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 51 points 16 hours ago

According to Slash it was originally "where the girls are fat, and they got big titties" but they knew it was never going to be on the release version.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Well he makes a compelling description of paradise

[-] VerilyFemme 30 points 15 hours ago

Honestly probably the most historical take on what makes a place paradise. Slash would be right at home in the early days of man, making fertility idols.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 40 points 14 hours ago
[-] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 11 points 12 hours ago

Needed that NSFW flair, bud. Now I’m over here sporting a savage Woodrow.

[-] Icytrees@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 hours ago

Thanks for the new band name. A Savage Woodrow.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Woodrow Wilson was pretty fucking savage......

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

I'm no expert but I think those faint lines used to be arms/hands? Or they just snapped off?

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Don't need arms to make babies...

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 28 points 16 hours ago

Well that makes a shitload more sense

[-] yakko@feddit.uk 35 points 17 hours ago

Realistic and achievable. The secret to paradise is merely not to put it out of reach. Pretty deep message when you unpack it a little bit

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 30 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

The lyrics of the rest of the song aren't that great

 Strapped in the chair of the city's gas chamber
     Why I'm here, I can't quite remember
The Surgeon General says it's hazardous to breathe
           I'd have another cigarette
But I can't see, tell me who you're gonna believe

        Take me down to the Paradise City
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty

So either the chorus is pure sarcasm, or his day to day to life is so unbearable that he genuinely wishes to go back to a time/place where the grass is green, and a time when he was still attracted to women

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

The chorus is a vision of an ideal world while the verse is a picture of harsh reality. It points out the fallacy of the American dream.

[-] eestileib 23 points 16 hours ago

I live in California where the normal color for grass is a pale brown.

[-] riot@fedia.io 8 points 11 hours ago
[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 points 15 hours ago

I live in the South, where the grass is extremely green and human rights are almost nonexistent

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

I come from the Midwest where the color of grass and presence of human rights are wildly inconsistent

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 1 points 5 hours ago

And the "grass" they reefer to in the song, might just get you prison time.

[-] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 2 points 54 minutes ago

I see what you did. Nice.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

There are a lot of ugly women and ugly lawns out there.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 9 points 17 hours ago

Maybe the message is that if you're easy to please, life is amazing.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 5 hours ago

You know what they say.

Wherever you go. Well.. There you are.

[-] frezik 11 points 16 hours ago

Lots of philosophers have independently come up with the idea that you can't get happiness by consuming more and more. Basically none have pushed the opposite (Ayn Rand is not a philosopher).

[-] credo@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

This is why I almost always ignore sing lyrics. I almost always walk away disappointed, and feel down any time I hear the song afterward.

I bet you think I wrote this for you to read. You’re so vain. You, the person I’m talking to are so vain to think I’m talking to you.

TTFN

[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 6 points 15 hours ago

I’m so vain I probably thought this post was about me.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 2 points 14 hours ago

You, the person I’m talking to are so vain to think I’m talking to you.

Believing something like that without evidence, even if it's true, is crazy. That's what that line is about. It doesn't matter that the song actually is about them. The fact that they can believe it among all the other possibilities is why they're vain.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

That's still a bit silly, given that the rest of the lyrics imply that they have history together. If I assumed that Alanis Morissette was singing about me, that would be absurdly vain, but Alanis Morissette's ex assuming that is much more reasonable.

[-] petrol_sniff_king 1 points 2 hours ago

Someone I had a history with once posted something long on Facebook that I thought was about me. It wasn't remotely.

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