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Separate Group Chat (lemmy.world)
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[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 days ago

Just got one going on now.

An extended family group chat that was 99% baby photos until one person posted photos of their kids at a protest this weekend and then the chuddy trad-wife sov-cits in the family threw a fit.

They all left the chat and said they'll only be reachable on Facebook.

Oh darn. All the shucks.

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 28 points 2 days ago

Now that is what i call an efficient way to filter out the trash from your group chat.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 days ago

I came here for people's group chat incidents

What I actually got is a flame war against vegans and a flame war against non vegans and they both hate vegetarians

Please reply with your group chat incidents

[-] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

Got drunk and sent a picture of my dick wrapped in a fur blanket with a face drawn on it and the caption "winter is cumming"

Was pretty funny all in all, was an incredibly rowdy group chat

/r/cospenis if this was reddit.

[-] turdcollector69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I can't remember where it was from or if it was just one of the degens in the chat but I remember the phrase "cockstume party" being thrown around.

[-] GorGor@startrek.website 4 points 2 days ago

I had a friend tell me her strategy on unsolicited dick picks was to respond with pictures of other dicks in shoes. Often coupled with comments akin to 'you couldn't pull off these stilettos, but maybe you could try a kitten heel.'

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

The only incidents we have is my mother's husband keeps making new group chats. All the same people, somehow new groups.

All the same content though, just us sharing cat photos.

[-] sleepdrifter@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

My dad somehow manages to get email addresses into group MMS chats, and each email response creates a new thread

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[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 43 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Rich high school friend shared a newspaper clipping with us (in the high school group) in which he was featured. Apparently he had a car accident with a girl in the seat next to him, and had suffered mentally for it over the guilt of crippling the girl. The initial reaction of the group was "ohh, so sorry you had to go through that".

Later, once it sunk in that a) why was this featured in the newspaper at all, and b) his family is very rich, I think we all came to the understanding that he had basically crippled a girl with his reckless driving, could not fix the problem with money, and so in order to help mitigate against a future court case or to discredit the girl, his family paid for a sob piece in the press.

He was your typical rich kid: fast car, no consequences, if someone comes up with a joke he will steal it and claim it as his own. Shit eating grin, until you have nothing you can offer him so he goes and talks to someone else.

[-] Asetru@feddit.org 109 points 2 days ago

Seems considerate? "We didn't want to annoy you with photos of something you despise so we created a separate channel to do just that but nothing else."

[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Only if she did actually despise meat. I am in a few discords with vegans and vegetarians and we all just post food photos regardless.

I’d say the issue is more that the group was secret and had a stupid name.

Edit: people who stalk decent folks comment history to mass downvote should be executed.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 35 points 2 days ago

The name is clever!

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 11 points 2 days ago

I would not be surprised if my old coworker-friends started a separate group chat without me after the nth, "Maybe you should come to one of these protests" and "Please at least read the wikipedia summary on this historical topic before you start going off about it" message from me.

They're fine people but they're also kind of very... apolitical.

[-] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

There's a time and a place?

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

aaand that's why I'm in no group chat. Not even in the family group chat. They kept adding me and I kept leaving immediately. Everybody got angry with me. A couple of months ago something hapened and the grouo is over. I don't know what happened because I was not there. Nobody is angry with me and I'm not angry with anyone. say NO to group chats

[-] fish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm the admin of our group chat and I have a "no social media shares or political talks" or muted.

family photos and announcements only

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 8 points 2 days ago

I use to BFF with someone. I heleped them secure a new position. For my help, I was brought on as a consultant. I did a fantastic job as a consultant. I was everyone's buddy and everyone loved me.

I was part of high level meetings and decisions.

Then I found out some of my so called "friends" had a secret Signal chat. They even invited some random person! I cried for days.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 day ago

<3

Tap for spoiler

Hoping you were too important and they didn’t want you seeing embarrassing things and losing your respect etc. cuz you sound important!!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 1 day ago

Thanks kind internet stranger. To be told, I was making fun of Ol' Elon Musky and the meme of him being sad, with the words "You guys have a group chat?". Which came out shortly after the Signal Group chat with the journalist.

[-] parody@lemmings.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ohhhhh over mah head

[-] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 45 points 2 days ago

Holly seeing the comments on this post is crazy and some people would do good to touch some grass.

[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 41 points 2 days ago

I was hoping to read a collection of people's group chat incidents. This sucks.

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Yep. Yet another useless flame war over dietary preferences while missing the original joke.

[-] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

This posts comment section is literally

Just because you couldnt live without Meat dosent mean you cant respect some ones choice to not eat it, change my mind.

[-] 50MYT@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Ikr.

It's a meme... Laugh. Or don't?

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Ahhh the WhatsApp Paradox

For every chat group you're in, there is a separate group that exists without you in it

[-] ftbd@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

That's not a paradox, that's the group chat power set theorem

[-] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

My friend had someone in our discord, he was the only one who was on in the video chat, the dude popped in and said, "you wanna see a murder"

"No?"

Then he just vigorously started cutting himself with a knife. He was ultimately kicked out because of his drug problem

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Honestly that seems pretty thoughtful of them. Most people I know would give zero shits and just post all that on a chat with vegans and vegetarians. Some of them going out of their way to post them on that chat specifically.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Am I supposed to be in a group chat? Well, shit. Now I also want to know the incident that excluded me from every group chat.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I would be vegan if all the food i like wouldn't have an animal product in it, also i don't really feel enough empathy toward animals so i don't have that emotional push :(

I hate that the industry of meat do bad things and polute but also i don't want to stop eating 80% of the things i like, i try to eat meat bought from local stores, also, cheer to all vegans that did the "transition"

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[-] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 24 points 2 days ago

i probably couldnt live Vegan, or even vegetarian. like i eat meat with almost every meal.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 51 points 2 days ago

I’ve been vegan now for seven years and I literally just did it because I got tired of fucking with animals. I went from full-on carnivore to 100% vegan in a week; compared to quitting nicotine or even caffeine (easy) becoming vegan was by far the easiest life change I’ve ever made.

(Honestly I don’t know why anyone would consider it hard: you just stop eating animal products.)

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Becoming vegan was very easy for me. It's essentially a matter of the straw breaking the camels back.

Once I got to the point of "yeah, this is fucked, I don't want to be part of this horror show anymore" I simply didn't want to eat meat.

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[-] ProdigalFrog@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I was able to switch myself and my family to vegetarian thanks to how good plant based meat alternatives have gotten. If you haven't yet, I highly recommend trying out Impossible meat products. Their burgers put in an air fryer are indistinguishable from real meat for me, same with their ground beef.

I've been able to cook all of my family's favorite meat based recipes with impossible meat with no changes to the recipe, and all of them, who are life-long meat eaters, tell me they can't tell a difference.

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