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[-] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

[-] hobowillie@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

After all these years, I finally figured out what the PPP Loans were an acronym for.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Honestly thought trump was more of a KKK guy.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 9 points 17 hours ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

[-] don@lemmy.ca 50 points 23 hours ago

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[-] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 25 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[-] pressedhams 16 points 22 hours ago

Man you got me.

[-] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 12 points 22 hours ago

You son of a bitch.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago

I got 8 hours in and had to stop

[-] bdot@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago
[-] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 19 hours ago

Geez, that half second of hardcore porn somewhere in the middle was worth the watch. Holy shit, it’s been a while since I’ve seen anything like that.

[-] starrysonics@lemmy.today 16 points 20 hours ago

What an unusual collection of words.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 42 points 23 hours ago

Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 22 points 23 hours ago

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

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[-] kikutwo@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago

Do his diapers collect it for the strafing runs?

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 17 hours ago

its the skidmarks.

[-] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".

[-] Hagenman@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.

Anyway, release the Epstein Files

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 22 hours ago

President Poop

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this

[-] webdox@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Who fucking cares. Newsflash, they stopped pretending awhile ago.

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