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[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Did Krasnov experience the same during his Moscow Golden Showers?

[-] Jason2357@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 hour ago

They also don't care he just took a wrecking ball to part of the White House. They don't care that he has crashed the economy or broken the government. They are coward sycophants.

[-] uriel238 1 points 21 minutes ago

I think the demolition of the White House is particularly poetic. It also shows us what our federal government is willing to let the regime do without input from the commonwealth.

The No Kings numbers was a warning, a bellwether. Let's see if they're able to pick up on what it means.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago

just imagine Obama doing that during his term. i think half of them would just straight up die to an aneurysm. they had conniptions when he wore a tan suit.

[-] nki@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 hours ago

It's shocking to witness what's happening in the US of A as an outsider.

[-] uriel238 1 points 18 minutes ago

The warnings were there when the George W. Bush administration was doing all the things. We should have learned then never again to vote Republican, but we did. Twice. For the same monster both times.

We need to be having a sober conversation as to why and how that happened, given democracy doesn't work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago

It’s upsetting but I am the least surprised I could ever be. They’ve had decades of warnings and done nothing about it as things just got worse and worse and even still they refuse to admit where they are.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 26 points 4 hours ago

haha

Oh, man... imagine not reading the news for the last few days and then reading this title.

[-] H4CK3RN4M3D4N63R570RM@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 hours ago

This is exactly what happened to me just now.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Nothing surprises me anymore.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 10 points 5 hours ago

We have a bunch of Yes men

[-] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 19 points 9 hours ago

Human shit would of course support this.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

This is the setup to the wildest aristocrats joke. Once somebody releases the video of trump banging his daughter in a room full of shit it will be complete.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 51 points 12 hours ago

Republicans don't understand satire or metaphor. They think trolling is wit.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 hours ago

Don't fall for it. Trump is using poop to deflect from the pee. Never forget the pee! Release the Epstein files and put this guy in a cell already. It's finally time for the victim's of these rich powerful people to win one.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 80 points 19 hours ago

Pedofile shits all over America. GOP celebrates

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 64 points 18 hours ago

He is using satire to make a point.

If only that were satire

[-] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

I wish our journalists did ANY amount of push-back because calling it satire is just a red herring and I wish they wouldn't even engage with it.

OK, let's assume it is satire used to make a point. What point exactly was he making? That he IS a king and is shitting on us all?

[-] MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago

Shatire. As Sean Connery might have called it.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 10 points 13 hours ago

Yeah that's not what satire means. And it isn't funny either; but I know that half the pop doesn't know any other type of "humor". Literally shitting on other people, hahahaha

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago

At least I have more dignity and self respect than a large portion of the people running my country

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 7 points 14 hours ago

I mean, technically: the most powerful man in the world cannot do satire, because it requires punching up.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

There is a lot of punching up he can do: morality, intelligence, compassion, basic human decency. When you’re at the very bottom of something, there’s nowhere else to punch but up.

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 13 hours ago

You'd probably also be more suited to run it.

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 76 points 21 hours ago

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

[-] moondoggie@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago

If he ever said “fucking” or “asshole,” I’m pretty sure an alert would pop up on his son’s phone

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 170 points 23 hours ago

Sycophants. That's all that's left in his inner circle.

[-] rayyy@piefed.social 12 points 10 hours ago

Beyond the inner circle, Republicans are scared shit-less of stepping out of line. Those who dare are under death threats or they are fired/primaried/removed.

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 hours ago

fucking pussies, grow some goddamn balls, as they would say

[-] klemptor@startrek.website 14 points 12 hours ago

That's by design. Remember what a revolving door his first administration was? He learned from that and surrounded himself with spineless sycophants this time around.

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 27 points 20 hours ago

That’s all it ever was.

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 46 points 20 hours ago

They do because they have no choice. Their ability to think for themselves has been compromised. Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi: basically, they have zero control over their own behavior outside of their servitude to Tantrumus Maximus. If he wills it, they see it done- without question and without consciousness.

[-] regdog@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

There is no need to bring biology into this. They have been taken over by fascism.

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[-] don@lemmy.ca 90 points 23 hours ago

Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.

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[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago
[-] DireTech@sh.itjust.works 1 points 43 minutes ago

To the people like me who are confused, this is the actual video the US president posted. I figured this was too far even for that guy.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 104 points 22 hours ago

My favourite thing about this is that .... he'll be remembered forever for shit like this (no pun intended).

Think about it ... JFK had famous speeches and lines like 'We choose to go to the moon' ... Eisenhower is thought of to his line 'the Military Industrial complex' ... Roosevelt for his 'Day of infamy' speech ... even Reagan is remembered for his 'Tear down this wall' speech

Trump? ... he'll be remembered as a senile old buffoon who shared childish videos to make fun of the citizens he was supposed to govern.

.... and it isn't just representative of Trump ... no matter how the country feels about it ... his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago

The “speech” I’ll always remember is still when he was mocking the disabled.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 7 points 5 hours ago

Classic one I'll always think of when it comes to this orange turd .... they should make that into a statue for everyone to remember

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 7 points 13 hours ago

… and it isn’t just representative of Trump … no matter how the country feels about it … his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

This. I don't think about what Trump will be remembered for as much as what mark will he leave on America. His orange face will forever be included in the lists of US presidents reminding everyone how stupid this country has become. The monuments he's building and reforming will stay in Washington for centuries. The broken alliances, dismantled institutions, discarded laws... The US will never be the same after Trump and it will be his real legacy.

[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 13 hours ago

JFK had famous speeches

"Ich bin ein Berliner"

Not trying to disprove your point though, being remembered for that is still dimensions better than that video.

[-] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 5 points 12 hours ago

He really won the hearts and minds of the jelly donut crowd

[-] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 29 points 20 hours ago

His legacy will be that of a cautionary tale on how not to be the most embarrassing footnote in American history.

His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.

Oh, Lord, this guy really drank the Kool-Aid. (jk)

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