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[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 55 points 3 days ago

Ugh. I fought stages so hard in kerbal, that everyone I showed my rockets to recoiled in disgust. It's not my fault, guys! I have a pathological repulsion of 'wasting' items!

[-] vithigar@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 days ago

Does the extra fuel you used hauling around your entire launch vehicle not count as waste?

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 3 days ago

Don't... don't make me cry, man. Not this late at night.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 20 points 3 days ago
[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 3 days ago

Yes, but I don't think I've ever gotten past the 90 research cost mark, so I was always a little gimped in my approaches. One day I'll buckle down and really get into it. I'll need to find that research mod that makes it not so painful though.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 7 points 3 days ago

The base research is trivial. Just do the random missions. They give so much in return, it's ridiculous.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 days ago

I just like building my initial crawler with like eight of every sensor to go around the space complex. I always thought that was a great bit of game planning on their part.

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 14 points 3 days ago

Ok, did you ever feel regret when realizing how many items you wasted going for that approach? Just use a reusable booster stage.

[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 days ago

Well, see, that's the thing! I put enough parachutes on, AND made sure I could hit the atmo enough to slowly drag my velocity down to an entry arc, AND had enough fuel to keep my velocity low enough at that point, that I never lost any parts, landed them all and recovered!

I was a horrible designer.

[-] pebbles@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

BUT THE FUEL

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

I love this one XD

Another joke I like to tell in the same vein is

"I'd never vaccinate my kids, that's dangerous and irresponsible... I'll leave it to someone with proper training, like a doctor or nurse"

[-] MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah but can you college kids prove space is real? Cause it isn’t.

  • racist uncle
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Essentially space is just a vacuum, a void, the lack of something. Does nothing exsist?

Checkmate

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago
[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 26 points 3 days ago

You call that counterpoint? Bach's Mass in D minor. Now that's counterpoint!

[-] eta@feddit.org 19 points 3 days ago

Countercounterpoint: SSTOs don't exist

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

But a "moon landing" doesn't exist neither.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Just because you’re too stupid to understand how something works doesn’t mean it didn’t happen.

Doubt you know how a car engine works either, yet there are a whole lot of cars out there.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Please don't tell me you took that seriously.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

Are flerfers smart enough to join a Lemmy instance? Genuinely asking

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago

Good luck running an atmosphere optimized engine in vacuum.

[-] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago
[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 days ago

And the earth is flat, nobody is going to carbonate all the oceans

[-] sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

What? Why would someone turn the oceans into fizzy drinks? What if the fish don’t like fizzy drinks?

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 4 points 3 days ago

Me to the fish:

1000010836

[-] applebusch 1 points 3 days ago

Idk us land fish seem to like fizzy drinks just fine.

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

Since Jules Verne

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

So you science nerds admit it!

[-] darvocet@infosec.pub 1 points 3 days ago

This is similar to the successful black man meme.

this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2025
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