824
Local bus
(lemmy.world)
Thats my route!
I showed this to my gf and said "hah look baby, IP on the bus"
She said "ew, that's disgusting why would you do that?"
Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.
Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers
Sounds like he already turned her off. The challenge is the next step.
I showed this to my gall bladder and said "heh, look little dude, IP address on a bus"
He gurgled "I'm surprised you have the balls to say that"
Skåne 🤑
"Hey, I need a transfer to 172.20.100.93."
"I'm sorry sir, there's no route to that host."
"Wrong subnet. You will have to take a different route."
"Here, take this loopback device and then get off at the wlan hub, then take the ten-oh-ninety 2 stops through wireguard valley"
This comment makes me believe that you would enjoy the game Derail Valley Simulator. It's a VR Train Sim that isn't as crazy intensive on hardware as Train Sim World. I play it on a monitor as I don't have a VR setup, but I am seriously considering getting the Steam VR headset now.
127.0.0.1, sir you've been on here all day.
Honestly if they did have numbers like that though it would help me remember, especially if the IPs were set to streets. 15.17.2.32:0820
Bus travels streets 15th and 17th from 2nd to 32nd, from 8am to 8pm
Jokes on you, there's no number in our street names.
Thank god it’s not ipv6 up there.
But we are running out of unique bus numbers! What will we do when they run out?
We have make sure it’s not using broadcast id and host id first.
Seriously? Americans will do anything to avoid the metric system
We don't even have public buses
Sure we do. Just only in and around cities
Won't work in many other parts of the world, where there are actual street names instead of boring stuff like 15th and 17th
A lot of places name and number their roads, but yeah I know what you mean. Id prefer it if all streets were numbered. Did I pass Moss Cove? Not sure this is Pine Street, next is Willow Road, vs did I pass 17th, not sure this is 19th and next is 20th
You just revealed the IP address of a device near you, and thus your location! Learn better OPSEC! /s
What do you think of my teapot website? http://127.0.0.1:418/
Can ir make coffee?
HTTP/1.1 418 I'm a teapot
Content-Type: text/plain
Content-Length: 42
I'm a teapot. I cannot brew coffee, sorry!
Well, the bus driver invited the editor in chief of Aftonbladet to the weekly staff meeting, so that horse already bolted 🤷
RIP
Hacker voice “I’m in”
*enters bus*
NetBus
Wow I knew Paris had a weird bus numbering system but this takes the cake /j
Even still I find this a bit shortsighted. You never know if in the future there might be more than 4 billion bus lines and you run out of numbers.
Imagine if there's a very socialist world government that forces carpooling, so everyone's commute becomes a bus line.
Or if on-demand services count each route variation.
I would have thought that was Sweden, from the Swedish on the vehicle
Yes. But Sweden has a sensible bus numbering system so the joke wouldn't work.
"Gimme a call on the intranet!"
Anywhere I can plug in this VESA card?
Sorry, this is a PCMCIA bus.
[Best I can do is Väla gift card](http://www.xn--kp-fka.com/ Väla presentkort - en uppskattad present - Väla https://www.vala.se/besok-oss/presentkort/)
(the shopping center this bus passes)
Right there, next to the complimentary Wasa crispbread points
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