This guy showed in up in a blue police box. He looked at me and said "Run!".

I was following Doctor's advice.

Because ICE didn't GAF if I was actually illegal.

Oh, I'm guilty. I just needed the exercise.

Because the person chasing me is guilty.

Leg day

Because fuck paying tickets.

Because the incumbent has proven time and again that he does not speak for the community. I never aspired to a career in politics, but someone needs to stand up for their friends and neighbors. That's why you should elect me as your representative.

Bear.

Sir, this is a gymnasium.

Diarrhea.

Cause my TI would have said very loud thing at me if I didn't.

Knife guy