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[-] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I crashed into a truck in the late 90's, finally got the last bit of gravel out of my knee about 17~18 years later.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS NOTICE

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

YOUR ATTENTION HAS BEEN NOTICED AND REPORTED TO THE AUTHORITIES

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

ATTENTION: NOTICE MY AUTHORITY

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

ATTENTION: NOTICE IT. C'MON. PLEASE. I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND.

You know, I think they should release the Epstein files

[-] Kornblumenratte@feddit.org 1 points 21 hours ago

Would this change anything? How many conservatives dream secretely or openly to lower the age of consent to the low teens, and how many men would secretely or openly admire enviously his sexual prowess if it was confirmed he fucked their dream girls?

Yes, they should release the Epstein files, but they will likely be more wunderwaffe than munition against Trump.

[-] alaphic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I dunno, maybe I'm in the minority here (hope not) but I don't ever recall hearing about any child rapist/molester - regardless of the depths of their depravity, how prolific they were/are, etc. - and thinking "wow, they must be an absolute sexual tyrannosaurus rex; I should subscribe to their newsletter"... Like, there isn't an amount of nine year olds you can pay/coerce/cajole/force into sex (which, again, is by definition rape as minor do not possess the ability to consent) that is somehow going to impress me. Or anyone who isn't a piece of shit, for that matter.

So... That's a pretty weird point to make, honestly...

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

wat
hold the presses i gotta update my memoirs

[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago
[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Can you DM me the version that shows her foreskin?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 13 points 1 day ago

Whoa buddy, save it for the podcast!

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

My reaction video is imminent

[-] makyo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Only thing that would make this perfect would be ending it with a 1/?

[-] rapchee@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

i still have sand under my skin from a late 90s fall

[-] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You’re halfway to homemade pearls

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

For pearls, I think you have to put sand in your clam (or someone else's, with consent).

this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2025
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