Republicans man. So concerned about others bedroom activities. They need to get laid more.
I hope they never get laid again until it's in the ground.
~~They need to get laid more.~~
They need to go fuck themselves.
That's why they are so sex obsessed, because they are sexually frustrated from repressed urges of being Republican. The American Dad episode of stan finally unleases his urges due to his conservative nature is what I picture Republicans kinks are
By adults please
I was thinking pallbearers
machismo is king in their culture
That's why latin men identify with Republicans so much, they are all machismo culture
These people are out of their fucking minds. He has game because his dad is a billionaire dictator. Girls probably afraid that if she doesn't put out that she'll wind up like one of his dad's victims. If he weren't rich dude wouldn't pulling anything, bro out here looking like a vampire
FOX calls it sex, we call it SA...
Weird!
Man, why did we stop doing the whole "calling Republicans weird" thing? It was really starting to get under their skins, especially when major Dems like Walz and such got in on it, but then it just kinda fizzled out...
Because it was getting to them DURING an election. Now they (pubeucans) are in charge all the Dems are cowering in fear. Only Burnie has the balls to say shit to their faces.
Dems don't want to ruffle the feathers, especially the old guard who are in cahoots with some of the gop, I'm betting the it came from their donors
Because Hakeem Jeffries started bellyaching about fucking decorum like that was ever something that mattered.
Dunno, but agree that it was clearly melting their delicate snowflake sensibilities. I think we should bring it back.
I genuenly cannot give a fuck about the sex life of a Trump
The only don't ask don't tell policy I can support.
How the fuck is he 19 already? He hadn't even hit puberty yet last time I checked.
Why did time just start flying by after COVID started, and never slowed back down? I'm only in my 30s, but I feel like my life is already more than halfway over. My body feels the same too. The first 30 years of my life lasted forever, but ever since lockdown, a year now feels like a month. Hell, my 30s barely started, and now they're almost over already, after what feels like less than a year of being 30.
I mean I'm just now starting my life. Finally got a decent job and a house after years of trying, and I already feel too old to accomplish anything more. This is bullshit.
I'm butchering this, I'm sure, but. As you grow older, time seems to fly by faster because your brain is basically culling similar experiences. That commute to work, that is practically the same 90% of the time, isn't interesting to your brain for it to "save", so that time basically disappears to you.
I found something that will explain it better than I can. :-P
I also find out there's kai trump too
Kai is straight up all ready grifting now.
If my conservative mother had the brain capacity to actually process what was going on on her tv, she probably wouldn't be a conservative. She snaps at me whenever I swear, but this shit is blaring on her tv constantly. If I ever comment on what's on, she has no clue what I'm talking about.
IS HE FUCKING SATAN?
He's 19. He is barely an adult under normal circumstances. This is horrifically gross and Watters should be sacked for this.
Edit:This is when I would want Trump to call into the show. It would be great for him to ask why they were doing this on live tv.
Trump himself is a sex pest, I think he's okay with it. Plus one of his older sons has been to Epstein Island as well
He joked about wanting to date Ivanka on Howard Stern. He also said the grab em by the pussy thing, but at least there he didn't know about the mic.
Either way, he wouldn't care,and might even join in.
"Look, my son, Baron. He's a tremendous guy, a great guy, frankly, a winner. And he's got this tremendous energy. The best energy. He's, and I've seen the numbers, folks, believe me, he is absolutely doing more fucking than you can even believe. A lot. More than Europe. Probably more than anyone you've ever heard of."
He made a similar comment to the then younger Paris Hilton too in another article
1 “Haha, you know, every man’s wondering the same thing. We gotta know! But just between us, you think he gave his date big cummies? An overflowing specimen jar? Intentional ejaculation for the purpose of animal pleasure or procreation? Insemination with live, wriggling gametes?”
2 “Yes”
1 “Oh man, you’re so nasty! This is a Christian network, man!”
Did that bitch just say "prima-Donald" and then say "no (bad) pun intended"? I'm a little high on weed so maybe I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that's what that dumb Fox bitch just said.
He looks like Draco Malfoy
Hahaha South Park came to life again
how weird to fuck someone with bulletproof armor on
What kind of a creepy sex shit you think Watters is going to be into? I mean look at that fucking face. He's a sick pervert. You could just tell. Be a miracle if he's not a pedophile. But even if he's not it's going to be something weird. That's a sick fuck face if I've ever seen one. What do you think it's going to be?
Waters himself is pretty much a creep too, he used the DEnnis system against a girl once
Given he looks like a ventriloquist puppet I assume he has an actual ventriloquist puppet of himself that he fucks while fisting himself
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