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[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 103 points 2 days ago

Republicans man. So concerned about others bedroom activities. They need to get laid more.

[-] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 55 points 2 days ago

I hope they never get laid again until it's in the ground.

[-] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago

~~They need to get laid more.~~

They need to go fuck themselves.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

That's why they are so sex obsessed, because they are sexually frustrated from repressed urges of being Republican. The American Dad episode of stan finally unleases his urges due to his conservative nature is what I picture Republicans kinks are

[-] Steve@startrek.website 14 points 2 days ago
[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

I was thinking pallbearers

[-] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

machismo is king in their culture

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

That's why latin men identify with Republicans so much, they are all machismo culture

this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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