1105
Oh dear (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago

Why is the first wheel always shown as stone? Surely a log would have lent itself to the discovery of rolling much more readily

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 57 points 4 days ago

Its called the stone age, not the log age, duh.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Not when I'm done with it

[-] ronl2k@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

According to Google, what we call The Stone Age also included the use of wood products. They were often used together.

[-] deltatangothree@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

I would guess logs don't lend themselves to the historical/fossil whatever record as well as stone does. The oldest wheels we've found are stone because any potential log ones deteriorated, and this was all before written records.

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

That entire idea is so absurd I had to check.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel

Looks like the first transportation-related evidence of wheel we have was made of clay (probably because it was a toy). The first transportation-related actual wheel that we found was made of wood. The first wheel-shaped object we found wasn't used for transportation and was made of wood.

Stone is just a really bad material for making wheels. But I wrongly expected to see some metal ones on the list.

[-] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The logs have since been rotated, got it.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] BigBenis@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

Do you see any trees in that drawing? It seems cavemen existed exclusively in barren volcanic wastelands.

[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Haha yes, cavemen only lived in caves far away from forests of course.

Or maybe forests are just too complicated to draw for a cartoon.

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 5 points 3 days ago

Well duh, they're cavemen not forestmen

[-] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Obviously the dinosaurs were eating all the trees

[-] ronl2k@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Wheels were useless anyway until the invention of the axle, around 3500 BCE.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

What good's an axle without...the grabby thing that holds the axle or whatever it connects to?

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Not to mention the lack of internal combustion engines to power the whole thing.

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 4 days ago

Because the oldest reference disks we have are millstones? Idk. They always look like millstones to me

[-] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 days ago

When it was on TV, the Flintstones cartoon made it to everyone's mind.

Rolling logs is something even beavers have probably been rediscovering over the eras.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 96 points 4 days ago

I...I can't tell if this is commentary about now or not. Is that bad?

[-] bulwark@lemmy.world 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I first read it as neanderthals are less aggressive so they must focus now on weapons. I'm pretty sure the intention is that the guys working on the wheel have to stop because the current leadership are neanderthals.

I think neanderthals were less war-like than humans because humans eradicated all of them, but I'm probably reading too much into it.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 34 points 4 days ago

I think neanderthals were less war-like than humans because humans eradicated all

Akchually, Neanderthals were humans and we don't know why they disappeared. The idea that homo sapiens eradicated them all is probably a wrong one; their decline begun before the arriving of homo sapiens.

[-] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 26 points 4 days ago

The most recent suggestion I saw is that there were just more sapiens when they started interacting. Interbreeding must have happened, but with new groups of sapiens continuously arriving from the middle east, the neanderthal DNA just got more and more dilute. Eventually "pure" neanderthals no longer existed.

[-] GreenMartian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

with new groups of sapiens continuously arriving from the middle east, the neanderthal DNA just got more and more dilute

I can't tell if you're being serious, or making fun of the great replacement ~~theory~~ conspiracy...

[-] Mirror Giraffe@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago

It is considered true but the"replacement" took place over thousands of years and the neanderthal population was very small in comparison to the ones they were bedding.

[-] then_three_more@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago

Akchsually if you look at the genetic markers in modern populations its pretty clear what happened. 🍆💦 👶

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

They ate egg plant, at which point there were heavy rains which did them in?

[-] egrets@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

The combination of eggplant and deluge turned them all into babies. Unable to hunt or communicate, they were wiped out.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 days ago

As I recall one theory is that Neanderthals was absorbed into homo sapiens.

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Europeans and Asians also have roughly 2% Neanderthal DNA on average, so it's likely we absorbed a significant chunk of their population into our own.

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Pretty sure those 2% refer to the subsection of the genome that is unique to homo sapiens. We have >98% shared DNA among all great apes (including humans)

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

We also might simply have outbred them. Remember that modern humans have what appears to be detectable Neanderthal DNA so interbreeding has apparently occurred; we might simply have diluted them into perceived extinction. Besides, there doesn't seem evidence for large-scale war.

Of course that's all speculation.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Huh I never thought about Neanderthals that way, but it makes sense. Crazy that now we refer to them as "less civilized" or more "savage", considering what war is.

[-] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

To add to that, evidence suggests that, not only were their brains larger than ours, but they likely had a higher capacity to learn than we do. Not to mention them being bigger and stronger than us too. We most certainly were the savages. It seems some things never change.

https://www.fortinberrymurray.com/todays-research/were-the-neanderthals-smarter-than-we-are

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

actually it’s a bit the opposite: neanderthals were slightly less cognitively developed, likely in tool use, creativity, and also social structures

(Species specific disadvantages on the wikipedia page)

[-] Email@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It's also known, from an invasive frog (cane toad) in Australia, that adaptation can occur due to rate of travel. I'm not sure that's relevant here, it's just another example of how we've found quirks of evolution.

[-] falseWhite@programming.dev 32 points 4 days ago

It's fine. The EU welcomes scientists from the USA.

"U.S.-based applications to the European Research Council (ERC) surged five-fold in August 2025"

https://www.politico.eu/article/european-research-council-funding-us-researchers-relocation-europe/

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Volcanic eruptions are a scam! Ofk we must build on top of hot smooky mountain!"

"MAKE NEANDERTHAL GREAT AGAIN"

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It was the other way around. Making up lies and ganging up on others is a very sapiens thing to do.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 21 points 4 days ago

The current scientific reality is what we know about Neanderthals implies that you probably wouldn't have noticed much of a difference in either direction.

They were fully aware cousins with art, music, and ritual behavior, and they were closely related enough to interbreed.

[-] limer@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you for honoring some of our ancestors

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 22 points 4 days ago

Wheel no good on rough ground. Wheel need road network and specialized labor. Befriend animal. He carry.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

The wheel is overrated historically. You need paved roads for a wheel to be useful while a donkey train climbs mountains.

[-] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 31 points 4 days ago

TIL all the wheelbarrows on construction sites are actually completely useless and they should just use donkeys instead

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago

Today I learned that Jeeps just don't do anything when the pavement ends.

[-] vinceman 8 points 4 days ago

That one's true actually. Mall Parking lots are usually paved anyway.

[-] theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

What if instead of making something up and barfing onto my screen you spend 3 seconds of googling and actually learning something? Because one thing you can be certain of that there were not many pawed roads 10k bc

The wheel, first used effectively in ancient Mesopotamia, revolutionized human history by enabling faster transportation for goods and people, transforming warfare with chariots, revolutionizing agriculture and crafts through irrigation and grinding techniques, and forming the foundation for modern machinery, including waterwheels and windmills, which drove industrialization and continues to shape our world today (https://www.citeco.fr/10000-years-history-economics/the-origins/invention-of-the-wheel#%3A%7E%3Atext=The+wheel+was+invented+in%2Cthe+basic+mechanism+in+windmills).&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwir3ODIvYKQAxXp_rsIHQ9mK64QgMkKegQIThAE&usg=AOvVaw0GmNq2t-l7KEwCmTL7tZcb)

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 8 points 4 days ago

Your mom was in that donkey train

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Found the Neanderthal

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Freaky@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Freshly baked meme

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
1105 points (100.0% liked)

Comic Strips

19561 readers
1456 users here now

Comic Strips is a community for those who love comic stories.

The rules are simple:

Web of links

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS