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submitted 2 days ago by SirMaple__@lemmy.ca to c/canada@lemmy.ca

Not going to happen.

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[-] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Such a rapist through and through, he can't take/accept no for an answer

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

President: I know I have said some awful shitty things in the past. Well, I am going to say them again!

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I would gladly welcome New England as our 11th Province and Cascadia as our 12th.

Even better, I would love to see a balkanized USA. The current monster is a sclerotic ossified polity incapable of adapting and changing. They have created such a strong central government that everything is a cosmic battle between 2 megatribes and they all hang from the balls of 3 swing SCOTUS justices, 5 swing state senators and 1 crazy POTUS. That's an insane concentration of power.

The US is just too coupled for what it is. An EU-style semi-autonomous decoupling would make everyone that much happier: when Slovenia adopts weird gender rules, Portugal can just shrug and continue. Hungary gets to cosplay Frankoism while Spain sends ships to protect the Gaza Flotilla.

So, the US could happily break into some sane set of (10-20) self-coherent countries that can freely experiment with their laws, political cultures structures and constitutions. Let's also get an independent Quebec in there for good measure, and let's have an EU-like loose confederation with freedom of movement from the Darién Gap to the Arctic Ocean.

For fuck's sake.

[-] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

State politicians are as much pussies as Canadian ones, so it will take time for everyone to grow a spine, but the US is certain to collapse, and the easiest path to collapse is state run tax strikes and secession. Normally fair secession involves a fair division of assets and liabilities. Fascist department of war invasions of states and cities, and fascist defunding attacks on blue states while propping up red state industries with tariffs at expense of every consumer gives a declaration of war pretense for immediate secession of all cooperation with zionazi/oligarchist regime. The zionazi/oligarchist grip on state politicians allied with national parties makes them pussies, just as the CIA forces all of our politicians to be pussies.

The dissolution of the US will come as a loophole to cancel all of its debt. One state going on a tax strike or seceding is an extra straw on the camel's (already trembling) back, and war against that state would be a further straw. Obvious to all that disolving the union and starting over makes much more sense than "peacefully accepting their share of zionazi debt". Any division or internal war is unsustainable for US.

Canada and China can greatly help with refederation of US states. It would be good for Canada to welcome US states. Market access to China is good for any new federation. If protecting a domestic auto industry makes sense, then Michigan being part of Canada makes sense. Agriculture sector in Canada has pressured Ottawa to stop being stupid. Most red states are dying due to 0 agriculture sales. US climate terrorism for Skynet is going to make electricity scarce for Americans. Forcing blue states to be extorted by red state energy, and narrow purple state tariff subsidies, requires complete zionazi slave pussies gaslighting their people to tolerate and sustain.

[-] grey_maniac@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

One good thing coming out of this rhetoric is many of us are getting back into full combat fitness.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Can the west coast, Hawaii and upper east coast of America become Canadian provinces?

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

No. Secede and make your own country.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Typical rapist, won't take NO for an answer.

[-] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 58 points 2 days ago
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[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

How about we float trump in the gulf of Mexico.

[-] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

It's already polluted. Let's not make it worse.

[-] wirebeads@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

I will never become a worthless piece of shit American.

Trump can fucking die already. America sucks. Fuck you America!

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Why does he think ALL of Canada should be a single state, anyway?

[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 18 hours ago

Because then he'd only have to deal with one puppet to get all the resources

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

Because he started out stupid, then caught the dementia.

[-] npcknapsack@lemmy.ca 2 points 23 hours ago

I'm pretty sure Alberta would be its own state. But the rest of Canada is way too liberal for him to give us separate representation.

[-] HertzDentalBar 16 points 1 day ago

Because he doesn't actually understand how any of this works.

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[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Cause he is a fucking moron and an idiot with dementia

[-] happy_wheels 31 points 2 days ago

Yet another distraction....

[-] DonkMagnum@lemy.lol 19 points 2 days ago

Or, maybe it's not (just) distraction. Maybe he is seeding interest amongst the Canadian magatards. Maybe this is designed to give traction to Dani Smith and her ilk, to create division and internal strife.

Maybe Trump and the repubs have been following a playbook for all his Canada talk... maybe Putin's playbook on Ukraine.

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[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 days ago

And Canada, once again tells Trump to "get fucked".

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Eh fuck you USA 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[-] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.

These idiots can't even keep their bullshit consistent.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Hoekstra can't keep his bullshit consistent with his own bullshit a few seconds ago when he denied his previous bullshit after being called out on his bullshit being bullshit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ4RX5PsnFM

[-] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's not kidding. The whole "no rules of engagement" speech by Hegseth, Canada should be preparing a drone army by now, Ukraine style.

[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Abso-fucking-lutely. Ukraine has shown the 20th century military doctrines to be dead and has shown how smaller countries can fuck up bigger ones with drone warfare. Canada needs this and I'm not even a militarist.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 day ago

The Canadian government really should be funding courses on combat first aid, self-sufficiency, and other non-combat insurgency courses.

[-] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Is it really shocking that we have spineless milquetoast leadership?

No party ran a candidate last election that I'd consider a particularly worthy PM.

Carney is preferable to pee pee poo poo but imo he's still severely lacking as a PM.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago

Trump's latest remarks come only days after Pete Hoekstra, the U.S. ambassador to Canada, said it's Canadians who are fixated on the 51st state talk, and that sort of rhetoric is now in the past.

We Canadians just knew Trump would keep babbling about it.

[-] Undearius@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 days ago

Wait, I thought we had a fentanyl problem. Why would he want that?

[-] IndridCold@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

Hey USA. Your boy is on the front lawn in his diapers eating dog shit again. Maybe collect him before he gets away?

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[-] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

You get Alberta, we get the west coast. Deal?

[-] alsimoneau@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Better deal, the Albertans that want out get out, and the US explodes into multiple countries.

[-] chuck@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Yea time to start playing with switches at Niagara substations around the time the stock market opens again... Wonder how much that would wipe off the market

[-] bowreality@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago
[-] Arkouda@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The information I have seen leads me to believe that something really fucking bad is about to happen, and WW3 is about to kick off for real.

  • Canada and the US are still far apart on any "deal" that would see the tariffs go away, and Canadians likely are never going back even if the relationship thawed politically.

  • Trump renamed the "Department of Defense", to the "Department of War"

  • Trump is currently sending troops to Portland. (I believe I read it was close to 1,800. Please correct me if wrong)

  • Days later, Trump starts talking 51st state bullshit again.

  • Let us not forget that Putin and Trump are friends, and any issues between them are 100% performative.

Meanwhile:

  • China seems to be readying an attack on Taiwan.

  • China has been observed in our Arctic waters.

  • China is also buying up anything they can to get rights to our rare earth minerals.

Meanwhile:

  • Russia has also been poking around the Arctic.

  • Russia has been invading NATO airspace for some time now, specifically around where the leaders will gathered this week.

  • Reports of Russia potentially opening up a NATO front in the war with Ukraine.

Meanwhile:

  • Russia, China, and North Korea are in an open alliance.

  • North Korea has been pushing some boundaries recently with South Korea.

I am missing a lot because I am just pulling from my memory (As an example the Saudi/Pakistan treaty that I didn't read into enough) but it just looks like this is it. I am not trying to be an alarmist, but I don't see these signals going any other way than directly to Global war.

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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

oh look, another few years added to how long it will be before I consider going back there

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[-] piskertariot@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Canada should fast track nuclear armament.

We have the tech, we have zero reason not to.

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[-] Sunshine@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

My boycott becomes stronger.

The great white north has existed for thousands of years. No American president will ever control this land.

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Fuck Trump, fuck the USA. We will never be a state.

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