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[-] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 3 days ago

Someone got turned down by a 31 year old goth pharmacy tech and is still mad about it.

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 83 points 3 days ago

this is factual. Married big tiddy goth girl. She loved Invader Zim and is a Pharmacy Tech.

[-] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 41 points 3 days ago

You lucky bastard.

[-] captain_oni 8 points 2 days ago

(Or her, of them, or whatever)

[-] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 days ago

Living the dream.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 42 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bonus points if she likes the other works of Jhonen Vasquez!

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago

JTHM will always haunt my dreams

[-] dwemthy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Keep painting that wall in the basement so it doesn't break through

[-] recklessengagement@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Any pharmacy techs or invader zim fans are welcome to hit me up regardless of goth or tiddy status

[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

Any big titty goth girls are welcome to hit me up regardless of invader zim or pharmaceutical knowledge.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 27 points 3 days ago

I had a big titty goth gf. Now I just have a big titty wife who had to go dress shopping for a funeral because she no longer owns any black clothing

[-] Allonzee@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Oh I'm sorry the adults have adult things to talk about, like how that person at work was rude to you, you don't know what this acquaintance meant when they said that unimportant shit they said, and you need to get gas and pick up skim milk tomorrow. So mature!

I'm 40 and married with a kid, and pity the adults who decided to "grow up." I make it a point to NEVER give my work life so much as a passing comment or thought the second I leave it. Life is ridiculous, nonsensical, gallows hilarious, and absurd, better to revel in that than actually be childish and play pretend it's harrumph a super serious undertaking I do declare.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I love all the tiddies, but prefer the smaller ones. The rest sounds great.

Edit
By the way, women with smaller breasts: you're appreciated and loved. Don't get fooled by society telling you only monstrous milk bags are attractive. Everyone has their own taste and preference. And I'm not hitting on you, just trying to boost your confidence. In my own, dumb style💖

[-] baines@lemmy.cafe 21 points 3 days ago

the small titty 30+ goth girl pharmacy techs also like invader zim

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 15 points 3 days ago

Oh god, please give me their number.

[-] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

My big tiddy pharmacist isn't goth. Too bad.

[-] Nuerion@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

not at work

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Exactly. Where the fuck is the downside here? Sign me up.

Hell, sign me up twice. I can take it.

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