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[-] WiildFiire@lemmy.world 114 points 2 years ago

The riddler is just a narcissist

The penguin is just short fat and ugly

Harley Quinn is just a ditz

The joker is just a sociopath

Catwoman (more of an anti hero than a villain) is just a dommy mommy

Mr freeze is just a smart dude with a dead wife

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 79 points 2 years ago

I mean, yeah. Like ninety percent of Batman’s rogues gallery are just mob bosses with a gimmick. He’s a street level superhero, that’s about how much you can reasonably take on when your superpowers are martial arts and money.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I dunno, Iron Man is pretty much just the money part without the martial arts, and he fought Thanos.

[-] Restaldt@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So its something to do with how tony's parents raised him vs batman being an orphaned billionaire

Orphans lose again

[-] 520@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Lol the Tony that made the v1 suit would never have gone toe to toe with Thanos; he was too worried about his own ass. Tony learns what it means to sacrifice much later in life.

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hell, Jason Statham was just an activist and singlehandedly took on a megalodon and swam unprotected underneath the Mariana's Trench by holding water in his nose. Bats and Stark really have to step it up as far as raw power.

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Lol what movie was that? Gonna have to check that out.

[-] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago
[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Lol I actually watched that movie a few days ago because of this comment. He didn't swim underneath the Marianas Trench, but maybe that's in the sequel.

Edit: Just watched the sequel and can confirm he did swim underneath the Marianas Trench by holding water in his nose to avoid being crushed by the pressure.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 years ago

If your technology is good enough, you don't need super powers.

[-] Rootiest@lemm.ee 33 points 2 years ago

And Batman is just a rich orphan

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 48 points 2 years ago
[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Irrelevant to what? The picture?

Time wasting? No such thing when it comes to channers

[-] bucho@lemmy.one 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

To be fair, Anton Chigurh also flipped a coin to decide people's fate, and that dude was fucking terrifying. And he didn't even use a gun. Most of the time, anyway.

[-] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The concept was the same, dude's essentially just one guy that anyone could kill, but he was always in the shadows just out of reach of Gotham PD. Wait...

[-] omgarm@feddit.nl 36 points 2 years ago

He's just having fun and being chaotic. No need to be specifically evil with goals.

[-] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 years ago

Flipping a coin and abiding by its decision seems more rule oriented than chaotic to me

[-] lol3droflxp@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago

Interesting edge case. He’s following this rule strictly but it’s based on chaos.

[-] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The Riddler is a criminal whose MO is to leave clues behind. That makes him worse than an ordinary criminal.

[-] sxt@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

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[-] Gold_E_Lox 19 points 2 years ago
[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago

too political

[-] StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

How am I supposed to consider his position when that is anon's profile picture? Is he expecting to be taken seriously?

[-] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

>profile picture

Not sure how to be adequately enough condescending

[-] Abucketofpuppies@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Wtf is with all these weeby 4channers and their anime pfps?

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