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[-] criss_cross@lemmy.world 317 points 2 weeks ago

This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.

[-] Natanael@infosec.pub 64 points 2 weeks ago

Crashing and then crashing

[-] ArseAssassin@sopuli.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago

How to crash your software and hardware at once.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 90 points 2 weeks ago

Half-assing two jobs at once

[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 2 weeks ago

Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

force push to master

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Batman@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.

[-] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...

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[-] Typewar@infosec.pub 29 points 2 weeks ago

It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago

probably the only time they can actually successfully merge

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Nomad@infosec.pub 38 points 2 weeks ago

San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds

[-] Speiser0@feddit.org 13 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] marlowe221@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.

[-] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 weeks ago

Personally, I find it depressing.

[-] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

A Personal Record?

A Public Relations?

[-] thoughtfuldragon 71 points 2 weeks ago

Pull Request. You are in Programmer humor.

[-] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rainwall@piefed.social 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Outside this community: someone who programs computers.

In this community: no one has any fucking idea how to answer that.

[-] SatyrSack@quokk.au 13 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hope@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

My wife had a labmate in grad school submit a paper on a comedy robot, and a reviewer noted "the authors mention humor several times but never define the concept."

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's one of four liquids, sometimes vapors, that humans have to keep in balance or else they get black bileosis

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[-] jadelord@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Science fiction or San Francisco?

[-] count_dongulus@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot

[-] toeblast96@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago

You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?

Those things drive me up the fucking wall.

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[-] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

He's checking in code for FSD.

[-] outerspace@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!

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[-] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I swear this shit only happens in SF"

He says it like that's a good thing?

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago

Nah. That's a turn of phrase. I.e. only this Backcountry shithole would have crazy people like this.

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