This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.
Crashing and then crashing
How to crash your software and hardware at once.
In case of crash git revert or git reset --hard idbeforecrash
git rebase acura
Half-assing two jobs at once
Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. "LFGTM 😡" bypass branch protection rules
force push to master
Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. ..
Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should've known he was a sociopath just from that.
Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!
Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being...
It's worth mentioning that this guy and the "Uber driver" works in the same company
probably the only time they can actually successfully merge
What's SF?
San Francisco, bay area is notorious for technology and tech nerds
Thanks!
Speculative fiction, situated feminism, string figure... https://sarahetruman.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/SF-Haraway-English-Truman.pdf
I’m not sure if that is impressive or terrifying.
Personally, I find it depressing.
A Personal Record?
A Public Relations?
Pull Request. You are in Programmer humor.
Whats a programmer?
Outside this community: someone who programs computers.
In this community: no one has any fucking idea how to answer that.
What's a humor?
My wife had a labmate in grad school submit a paper on a comedy robot, and a reviewer noted "the authors mention humor several times but never define the concept."
It's one of four liquids, sometimes vapors, that humans have to keep in balance or else they get black bileosis
Somebody tell that dude that having a "bus factor" doesn't mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!
This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot
man i hate those stupid phone holder thingys so much
You know those motorised lifts they install in old peoples homes to help them get upstairs?
Those things drive me up the fucking wall.
He's checking in code for FSD.
This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It's also great for the PRs merged per day metric!
"I swear this shit only happens in SF"
He says it like that's a good thing?
Nah. That's a turn of phrase. I.e. only this Backcountry shithole would have crazy people like this.
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