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which one are you watching?
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adam savage would not be a bad orc name
Half Orc Artificer named Adam the Savage.
Orc tv? Maybe those Japanese obstacle course shows with people getting smashed and pummeled by various obstacles and opponents. Takeshi’s castle and the like.
Wipeout, MXC, American gladiator, ninja warrior. It's all like physical contest shows and MMA fights lol.
There you go. That’s a better list.
This except people die, like all the time.
Real life squid games
Ill pass on elf and gnome but probably bounce between the rest as the mood strikes
Tiefling TV: an equal split between violent Gothic dramas and talk shows bemoaning stereotypes
Goblin TV: think COPS, but entirely mob-justice based and as trashy as ever
I'd say goblin TV would be mostly Jackass all day, with them trying the stunts themselves while watching
Goblin TV: The trashiest reality TV and nature documentaries about slime molds, swamps and mushrooms
Why do I want to subscribe to orc TV? Sounds so good.
Can we throw in junkyard wars / scrapheap challenge?
Damn I would watch Dwarf TV all day..
During Yuletide, the Dwarf channel just shows a nicely roaring forge 24/7 for ambiance.
For some reason I expect Orcs to watch a lot of sports and physical game shows. Like the old Blood Bowl videogame- Orcs playing football or rugby just makes sense. I could also see them loving theatrical wrestling and stuff like American Gladiator and Ninja Warrior.
Dwarves would probably love wrestling, weight lifting, and sumo. The kinds of sports where having good strength and constitution helps and a lack of movement speed doesn't hurt.
Half-elves seem like they would be into dating shows and reality TV. Things where people have to guess if others are lying.
Halflings get cooking shows. Maybe also gardening and home improvement.
Tieflings watch sitcoms, standup comics, and horror movies. They also watch reality TV with the half-elves.
Dragonborn don't watch cable TV. They watch twitch streamers and YouTubers. Big e-sports enthusiasts too.
Elves get baseball.
Dwarves would probably love wrestling, weight lifting, and sumo. The kinds of sports where having good strength and constitution helps and a lack of movement speed doesn’t hurt.
I know it's kind of a trope, but elements of the Scottish Highland Games would be a good match here. Caber toss and stone lifting come to mind.
Elves get baseball.
But prefer the original sport: cricket because not stopping for meals is barbaric
Oooooh that's a great call. Yachting and rallying are also good ones for elves.
I think this tweet is assuming W40k Orks actually. But if you add in Rugby and Ninja Warrior that about convers it yeah
Tiefling TV has one show: Daria. That's it.
kobold tv is all scrapheap challenge and dragon's den
Junkyard Wars and BattleBots at the same time. The robots have to be made out of scrap and beat the opponent while completing a specific task.
I feel like the Gnomes would be watching Mythbusters and top gear over the Orcs. They'd also get how it's made & junkyard wars.
Hmm. Tinker Gnomes?
Orc TV as a palette cleanser between runs of Halfling TV that you're devastated there isn't more of that show to watch
elf tv all the way. at least you know your shows ain't getting cancelled on a 2nd season cliffhanger.
But each of the 300 shows is only a season long
But each episode is a max 10 minutes worth of script stretched to an hour through excruciatingly slow acting, overuse of slow motion, annoying reaction shots, and 2-3 segments per episode where a character watches the landscape all sad-like while a song plays in its entirety.
Halfing TV sounds excellent
I am an half Orc, half dwarf
I feel like MythBusters and Top Gear would more be a gnome thing
I think both dwarves and halfing would love architecture shows. A fantasy version of grand designs would be epic
Today I learned that I am an Orc
You accidentally turn it to the True Fae Channel. You find yourself, essentially, in the 'Joan is Awful' episode of Black Mirror, but instead of going to the company HQ, you cycle between genres of horror movie while an otherworldly laughter echoes behind all of your screams.
Occasionally, you find yourself in the commercials from Supernatural's "Changing Channels."
I'll take a combo package of orc and fairy channels
Is GnomeTV < 3.0?
I think I would randomly flip through the channels from time to time, but mostly I would either be watching the elf TV or the halfling TV.
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