[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

90% of programming I have seen after a decade plus of doing it full time is minor changes being made to code that was already made by someone. Likely not documented. Likely already changed in a dozen little ways. Math isn't the problem. Understanding what the guy who wrote it is often the problem.

Oh and you can't ask them because they likely don't work here anymore.

Being a programmer is more like being a detective than anything else unless you work for a small company.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

I am saddened to see that this thread had no mention of how many horses it takes to run a router. What do y'all think? Would one be enough? It would need to work in shifts to keep up time at 100%. Maybe 3 to be safe?

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Not going to lie, I feel like I don't get it.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Mirror + bandaid + paperclip + packing tape = boom? It's like a bad 80s tv show.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I kind of like to think that anyone inside thought that they drove off the crew attacking their position. Like "Ha, they are leaving, we did it. Great job everyone.
... Wait what's that beeping sound? Do you guys here ticking?"

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

I finally made the switch recently. Windows kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. Every day I felt like I had to fight it more to just do anything. I've been mainly a Windows user my entire life and I just couldn't stand to use it any more.

I couldn't be happier. Every game I play on steam just works. I'm installing mods and updating config files deep in the magical proton depths and it just works. A clean install of the operating system is actually a clean place to start. I'm telling everyone I know.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

It's the companys fault for looking at the 151 and saying, what if we replaced all this with random bullshit? I miss the og pokemon. I tried playing newer games but damn, it's pure chaos.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 213 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I would reject this pull request. Why is the indenting all over the place? Why is your keyword capitalisation all over the place? WHY YELLOW?!

Edit: the more I look at this the more it pisses me off. Wtf is going on with your kerning? Just random number and placement of spaces. Also, why is the table name in caps? Who does that? Select * is lazy. Do you really need every field about a girl? Really? Worst of all, not a limited request. I sware this is just the kind of thing that would return 30 million rows and brick the database for twenty seconds.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago

Sir Chad carries a twelve pounder hand cannon, and when he ignites the powder the ball sails true into the main deck of the pirate, but the recoil capsizes his vessel.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 104 points 1 year ago

It's code, but without automated tests, comments, style rules, and often stored in binary files making change management a nightmare.

It's trying to paint but you can only use your fingers and also one of the other devs ate all the red.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

An amazing story, and just downright perplexing. It is a shame you never found out what on earth was going on in the CTOs head. I would love to understand the thought process (or lack thereof) that went into that.

[-] MercuryGenisus@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago
The future is already here – it's just not evenly distributed.

The Economist, December 4, 2003, William Gibson

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