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[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 41 points 6 days ago
[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 32 points 6 days ago

chidi: ok but that's worse you get how that's worse right

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 1 points 4 days ago

You mean this branch not only has my code, but also my COWORKER'S CODE?!? Yeah, I can definitely see how that's worse.

[-] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 4 points 4 days ago

Neat, the solution doesn't require any dependencies.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

This is my new favorite meme using that format. It's perfect.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

Git reset --hard head

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Oh no, he didn’t pull first! Now there are twice as many people who will die, in conflict no less!

[-] marcos@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

No, there are no new people there. They'll just die twice. (Or maybe more times.)

[-] LGTM@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 days ago

I only pull to make cool shapes on the graph

[-] mokus 4 points 6 days ago

Or you could cherry-pick the trolley onto the second track

[-] Sunrosa@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Good thing there's half of a catch point there to save them

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2025
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