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[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

The next president will show his mug shot and his photos with Jeffery epstein

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Maybe it will just say "where are the Epstein files?"

[-] Unpeeled3828@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

His mugshot is the picture for the 47th president. It hangs next to the autopen. He really loves that mugshot.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

As long as they don't get upset if they replace trumps image later with a orange Cheeto or something.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna be real here, if a president I liked did something like that to trump I'd find it funny. This is part of his massive campaign against his enemies and such but it's just the kind of petty and insane that I would expect from a Larry David meets veep version of west wing

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I respectfully disagree. I want a president that acts like an adult, takes things seriously, and respects America.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 126 points 1 week ago

Everything this moron does is a direct reflection of just how dumb this entire country is.

I don't think of stupid Donny any more ... every time I see these headlines, all I can imagine is just how stupid America is.

[-] oxysis 16 points 1 week ago

Hey I’m trying my best over here :(

[-] F_State@midwest.social 14 points 1 week ago

"Everybody complains about politicians. Everybody says they suck. Well, where do people think these politicians come from? They don't fall out of the sky. They don't pass through a membrane from another reality. They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out." --George Carlin

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Many of us aren't that stupid, or maybe I just live in a bubble (San Francisco) and the majority of the rest of the country is, in fact, that stupid. Idk, I haven't done much traveling in the US lately.

[-] HopeOfTheGunblade 9 points 1 week ago

We lived in the bay for a while. It's a bubble, with a skin made of rent prices.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Okay. Canada has been seen doing some fascist shit lately. I guess you're a big ol fascist then eh?

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 83 points 1 week ago

Literally the most petty man to ever walk the face of this planet.

[-] QuarterSwede@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You never met Nero. But yeah, he’s up there with the worst of them for sure.

[-] Rothe@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There has been a lot of historical revision on Nero in recent years. He was probably a much better ruler than contemporary Roman history claims.

Caligula on the other hand...

[-] CallMeM@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 week ago

what a fucking child

[-] ChonkyLincoln@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 week ago

At least the auto pen never raped kids…

[-] f1error@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago
[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 1 week ago

It's small-minded, it's petty, and it's not classically presidential by any possible stretch of the imagination. It's also funny as heck.

Our world has descended so far that parody is no longer effective.

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Comedy will not keep me from going bankrupt from medical debt, create a robust middle class or for that matter, produce the Epstein files.

Also, comedy is subjective. As an example, I don't think it's funny, I think it's fucking dumb. Third rate 4-chan trolling shit is only mildly amusing when coming from a fourth grader, it's absolutely retarded coming from the octogenarian president of the United States.

[-] sefra1@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Why do you want a middle class? That implies the existence of a lower and upper class.

Instead we need to abolish classes

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah OK, we can talk about that, sure. The point remains. Comedy won't do that either.

[-] chiocciola@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

It’s funny like a white sheet of paper.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

this guy is a sore loser even when he wins the election lol

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 9 points 6 days ago

There's a nonzero chance that both his presidencies have been just attempts to erase the burn from Obama roasting him

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

I am going to give it >%10 chance given how he made AI videos of Obama being arrested lol. Look at how Obama is a naturally charismatic speaker, everything Trump wants to be but can't. So he tries to make up for his negative skills in this domain by throwing money at it and flaunting his horribly unjustified self confidence.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I disagree with Obama on a whole lot of things, but the man has natural charm. If I had to have a beer with any of the US presidents and I could choose which one, it'd be Obama. Now if you expanded that to include people who ran for president, but got fucked in the primaries, it'd be Bernie of course.

[-] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

A totally normal behavior, if he was a 5 years old child

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I wouldn't let my 5 year old treat someone like this

[-] Steve@startrek.website 16 points 1 week ago
[-] Envy@fedia.io 14 points 1 week ago

I pray we someday hang a pic of Trump like they hung Mussolini

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Do you mean a pic of Trump in the same pose as Mussolini's last picture?

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

We need to replace his portrait with a picture of a golden toilet.

[-] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Just use the one of him and Epstein.

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

should have a fat turd floating in it

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[-] frezik 8 points 1 week ago

He really thinks he's clever, doesn't he?

[-] C4551E 8 points 1 week ago

what a fuckin weirdo

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago

You know, I might find this funny if it didn't come with all the other horrifying stuff

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 week ago

I have to hand it to Trumpie. I respect the pettiness.

[-] three@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Based! Come join us on maga.place. We need more freethinkers.

[-] Linktank@lemmy.today 39 points 1 week ago

Go hide in your echo chamber, cowards. Stay afraid.

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 19 points 1 week ago

Ummm, I was infantilizing Trumpie by using a nick name that kids would use for each other.

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

You understand barely any of your fellow "freethinkers" can even manage to figure out how to use it right?

Of course you don't.

Here's my free thought - go fuck yourself. Good luck with your little fan club, I fully support your right to give the rest of us plenty of material to laugh at you with.

[-] protist@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I'm very interested to hear your definition of "freethinker."

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

I can help with that.

A "freethinker" in their world is someone who is brave enough to blindly follow stupid people who have opinions outside of the mainstream.

They're so free they change their mind on the same topic again and again and again depending on what their "freethinker channels" are telling them to think.

So free.

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[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Then why aren't you using your account from there?

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