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[-] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

That's one way to try and fix the human anatomy problems with AI generated images and video.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 42 points 2 weeks ago

So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

That's pretty on brand considering Facebook started with a Hot or Not feature.

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

And people think Facebook has more credibility then 4chan...

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.

[-] Glytch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Or just simply: "Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee"

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

And when the person beside you catches a glimpse: "Sorry, seems like there are some WiFi issues"

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

Why would she want an extra filthy coffee?

[-] sramder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!

For reference:

  • 6-9 shots of espresso
  • 1 shot Disaronno
  • 1 shot Kahlúa
  • 47g sugar
  • As much coco as I can get on a spoon Ehhhh… call it an 8mm cream top (never measured and I’m not sure a standard exists)
  • ~240ml of steamed whole milk
[-] zabadoh@ani.social 33 points 2 weeks ago

Because, you know, porn and superintelligence are inextricably linked, according to Meta engineers.

[-] the_q@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 weeks ago
[-] CurbCuts@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

The "AI" must have given them the idea after being trained on reddit.

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] zabadoh@ani.social 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And then we post a picture of CockAss or whatever his name is.

[-] aviationeast@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

What are you doing step-programmer?

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

This raises the question of how old an AI should be before we let it look at porn.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

They misunderstood what it meant to get brain.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

with porn?!

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago

It's going to be what ASI uses to judge humans. When Ultron became aware, the point where he says "oh no" is when he found the porn.

[-] prole 5 points 1 week ago

I would fucking love it the porn conglomerates are the ones to finally get AI to stop doing this shit.

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

But it's a company and they need to do this so it's okay!

(not)

[-] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

meta engineers trying to make the next gen Monroe Bot

[-] altruist@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Scientists: the creation of artificial super intelligence is an existential threat to humanity.

Actual artificial super intelligence: manipulates people to let it watch porn all day.

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

peak cover photo

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sintelligence

this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2025
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