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So reading between the lines meta’s end game is: “Smart glasses, make me star in a porno with the blond in line over there ordering a coffee… and uh, make it extra filthy!”
That's pretty on brand considering Facebook started with a Hot or Not feature.
I mean… if the movie was accurate it started as Zuckerberg’s personal spank-bank.
And people think Facebook has more credibility then 4chan...
I watched that doc too and I wish homie all the best in his new career as a fontographer.
Or just simply: "Smart glasses, activate live nude filter for that blonde ordering coffee"
And when the person beside you catches a glimpse: "Sorry, seems like there are some WiFi issues"
Nah, a slight flick of the wrist and it’s your todo list.
Why would she want an extra filthy coffee?
I’ve long needed a proper name for my breakfast drink… I believe I have just found it. You, sir, are both a scholar and a gentleman!
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