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[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

"Mmmm. AH! It's Todd!

WAAZAZUUUUP TODD!!! You salty piss bastard!!!"

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

"This piss... Jeff? Strange, it's so sweet. Jeff my dude, you need to go see a doctor"

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

"I'm Brenda."

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Everyone is friends with Dale and his sweet-ass pee. Fucking diabetes.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago

wild experiment indeed

[-] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I remember reading that naked mole rat colonies do something similar. They have a piss room that they all use and they'll make sure to roll around in it to get themselves coated in the smell. If they come across any other naked mole rats in the wild and they smell like different pee, they'll know they've run into a sworn enemy and fight

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 12 points 1 month ago

So if one of them ever gets caught in the rain? They're "dead to me"

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

"Brother, I am home! Boy it's really coming down out there!"

"I've never met this man before in my life."

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

sure, if naked mole rats do it, it's suddenky fine.

Talk about double standards

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 21 points 1 month ago

Wait, so Dolphins do it too?

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 month ago

Pissing in water to dolphins is like us farting in the air

It's their atmosphere they live in and if you emit a substance in that atmosphere (no matter how disgusting), you'll sense it

[-] frezik 9 points 1 month ago

Do you recognize your friends by their farts?

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

There's always that one.

Same with close family.

[-] The_v@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

A rancid unholy stench from the depths of hell wafts imin from the outside as the door opens. Your are temporarily blinded as tears come to your eyes.

"Hello,Uncle Mike."

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

The one that eats too much protein, definitely.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I'm really bad with faces but so far I've avoided having to do this. But I AM getting older.

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You might be bad with faces, but how about faeces?

[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Pissing your pants isn't the same old man, unless you can get them to really bite down on the whitey tighties and have the piss gushing out.

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 month ago

All I want in life is someone to douse me in hot piss and cuddle me to sleep.

Really, isn't that what everyone wants?

Sigh.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Let me get you a hood and I know a group you'll fit right in with. Bonus points if you like belly scritches and wagging your tail.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe the second part, not so much the first.

[-] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

When you think about it, they have to swim in everybody's piss. So, not much they can do there.

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Basically the equivalent of dogs sniffing each other's butts if you think about it.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Me, dialoguing with myself to enter the public pool:

[-] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago
[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago
[-] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[-] Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Either almost every animal is a fish or there is no such thing as a fish.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Not sure about the "almost every" part since the vast majority of animals are invertebrates, but otherwise yes.

[-] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

That was part of the joke; but valid. Kinky sea mammals.

[-] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago

Ass fish versus sea mammal

[-] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

As with us all. Amen

[-] Bobbysaurus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago
[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Dolphins stay freaky

[-] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

Trust but verify, now piss in my mouth!

[-] frezik 4 points 1 month ago

I swear dolphins are one of the few animals that can compete with humans for sheer kinkiness.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

dogs and cats do the same.

[-] Patches@ttrpg.network 3 points 1 month ago

Would feeding dolphins Asparagus be eco terrorism? Or?

[-] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Bear Grylls as a dolphin

[-] Hugin@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Wait till you learn about lobsters.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Is this what the British mean by "taking the piss"? Are we friends yet?

[-] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Dolphins: Better than us in every way!

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2025
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