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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet
(thehardtimes.net)
He looks kinda normal at 120%.
That's because 120% is just Adam Driver
You've got to get to like 85% before it starts being unbelievably small
That face is way too big to be Charlie's!
The last I heard he actually died, though.
What I heard is:
- 200 yards
- 1 round expended
- 1 dead
- no collateral damage
Sounds like a pretty competent assassination to me.
Nice work 47
Yeah. I actually watched the video of him being shot and the statements about him being in "critical condition" were clearly just "we don't want to admit he's dead yet." Not a video for the faint of heart. The shot blew open his neck arteries, I've never seen a fountain of chunky salsa like that in a real-life video before. And he instantly went into the "fencing response" pose, which is also a terrible sign in its own right even without the blood fountain. There were medical professionals commenting over on Reddit that if he'd been shot like that while he was lying on an operating table with a team of surgeons standing around him ready to get to work he still wouldn't have made it.
Watched it? Shit I fuckin downloaded it.
Edit: agreed with those medical professionals. He would've been dead in less than 2-3 minutes even with the best surgical team in the country. That shit was like Tarantino levels of blood.
I'm so out of the loop these days. Where is a source to watch/ download the video uncensored?
Bluesky. There's a couple of angles.
~~https://bsky.app/profile/ulfh3dnar.bsky.social/post/3lyiwc7aodk2v~~ taken down
https://bsky.app/profile/maverickhammed.bsky.social/post/3lyjdfnwqd222
edit: I believe some of the bsky posts were taken down.
Of course, there are all the angles you could ever want on watchpeopledie
Thank you.
I saw it on X via a link from Reddit, but when I check that X link now it's been taken down. Bastion of free speech and all.
Ah. I have not been on x since before it transitioned.
Have an upvote!
Horseshit. The head is far too easy of a shot. Like Mr. Mackey. This person wanted a challenge.
I do wonder if the neck shot was intentional or a miss. If the guy who did it is named mario I'm going to lose my shit.
First name, Mario, last name, Brothers.
Luigi Mario Brothers.
Omfg that would just be legendary.
200 yards doesn't sound like a lot thanks to movies and such. But it's not trivial. Some practice would have been required. And don't forget the target wasn't motionless. One could also assume the shooter probably was a bit nervous too. So I doubt they really picked the spot unless they were a trained sniper.
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Nah, i think it's the smalllest face on the planet, it gives the wrong impression
He couldn't aim for the face. The face was too small! So he aimed for something else.
I don't think they were aiming for the largest head on the planet. Graham Linehan was nowhere in the area.
They missed the smallest face on the planet, but that's understandable.
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I can't find this article on the site. It's possible they took it down.
They did, they posted this before he was confirmed dead and updated it with "Antivaxxer finally takes a shot"
golf clap
That looks deleted now too.
cowards
Amazing reporting.
I would argue the shooter's aim time was too conservative. He took too long and fouled the shot.
A "C" is still passing
Lol
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