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submitted 11 months ago by TxzK@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 39 points 11 months ago

Yeah. I actually watched the video of him being shot and the statements about him being in "critical condition" were clearly just "we don't want to admit he's dead yet." Not a video for the faint of heart. The shot blew open his neck arteries, I've never seen a fountain of chunky salsa like that in a real-life video before. And he instantly went into the "fencing response" pose, which is also a terrible sign in its own right even without the blood fountain. There were medical professionals commenting over on Reddit that if he'd been shot like that while he was lying on an operating table with a team of surgeons standing around him ready to get to work he still wouldn't have made it.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Watched it? Shit I fuckin downloaded it.

Edit: agreed with those medical professionals. He would've been dead in less than 2-3 minutes even with the best surgical team in the country. That shit was like Tarantino levels of blood.

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I'm so out of the loop these days. Where is a source to watch/ download the video uncensored?

[-] zabadoh@ani.social 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Bluesky. There's a couple of angles.

~~https://bsky.app/profile/ulfh3dnar.bsky.social/post/3lyiwc7aodk2v~~ taken down

https://bsky.app/profile/maverickhammed.bsky.social/post/3lyjdfnwqd222

edit: I believe some of the bsky posts were taken down.

Of course, there are all the angles you could ever want on watchpeopledie

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] FaceDeer@fedia.io 3 points 11 months ago

I saw it on X via a link from Reddit, but when I check that X link now it's been taken down. Bastion of free speech and all.

[-] hexdream@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Ah. I have not been on x since before it transitioned.

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