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The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 141 points 1 month ago

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

slow clap

[-] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

He still could.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[-] stinerman@midwest.social 81 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was kinda shocked that they:

  • got it out so quickly
  • went that hard
[-] Fermion@mander.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

You gotta strike while the lead is hot.

[-] oxysis 34 points 1 month ago
[-] Zier@fedia.io 27 points 1 month ago
[-] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Any other good archive, not reCAPTCHA'd?

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 1 month ago

I did not have a recaptcha there, very interesting. Try, https://web.archive.org/web/20250910200125/https://thehardtimes.net/culture/anti-vaxxer-finally-gets-shot/

And here is the actual article, very short.

OREM, Utah — Conservative activist and noted anti-vaxxer Charlie Kirk finally received a shot while delivering a speech in front of brainwashed students at Utah Valley University earlier today, sources confirmed.

“He was on stage talking about gang violence when all of a sudden his head jerked around and he fell to the floor. I knew immediately it was because of the nanobots in the mRNA vaccines,” said Turning Point USA member Eli Jennings. “There is no way a beautiful American bullet that is worshipped in the U.S. Constitution would do something like this to Charlie. This is obviously the work of scientists who are trying to eradicate communicable diseases, and we will not forget.”

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago

Day-um, The Hard Times is leveling up lately!

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

"May we all find ourselves in the world we strive for."

[-] other_cat@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

Haha holy shit that got a legitimate out loud laugh from me.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Thoughts and prayers.

[-] DoGeeseSeeGod 8 points 1 month ago

Gotta love the hard times!

[-] anothercatgirl 0 points 1 month ago

Missed opportunity to make a pun about the flu shot

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025
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