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The Hard Times isn't pulling any punches today.

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[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 141 points 1 month ago

At press time, California Governor Gavin Newsom condemned the shooting because he was hoping to have Kirk back as a guest on his podcast next week.

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[-] bigchungus@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 month ago

"Hey! It was MY turn to shoot him (on camera)!"

[-] rafoix@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

He still could.

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