Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Poopsmith origin story
You can likely find a stuffed poop emoji you can turn into the mask. I'm torn between PoopBoy and ShitHead
Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.
If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.
Yeah if someone is shooting at you it's a bit late. Being that the character didn't have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.
Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.
Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo
Nothing changes.
Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End
Start with just the roof of their mouths.
Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium's lifetime???
I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious
All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what
Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.
I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.
Neurotypical pill pls
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.
Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?
Green, I'd turn trump into poo
Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.
How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?
Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.
Well, now I know what I'm buying everyone for Christmas
blue :3
The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.
Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
I don't understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill
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