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[-] Ravi@feddit.org 72 points 3 weeks ago

Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 63 points 3 weeks ago

You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Poop at ballistic speeds can still kill you, I guess if the power has unlimited range you are safe by turning the guns into poop before they shoot.

If the power works by contact as is usually the case, you would need a team to rob the bank, it would be the same as having a very fast drill to break the vault.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah if someone is shooting at you it's a bit late. Being that the character didn't have a weapon on them I was hoping for a bit of not immediately murder him energy.

Although I suppose once they get there you could just create a couple feet thick wall of shit out of the air around you making an escape funnel. Until you can block their view and escape.

Without having a range/time to perform/nor limits on how much can be converted it really is pretty powerful.

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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.

[-] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo

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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

I think I would take turn anything into poo. Trump, Netanyahu, Putin and every billionaire would be instantly poo

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Then the Copromancer saved the world and never went on a vindictive pooing spree driven mad by his own unstoppable power, The End

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[-] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Can you add Kid Rock to your turn to poo list please?

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[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nothing changes.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Start with just the roof of their mouths.

[-] steve@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

They're already pretty shitty

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[-] hungryphrog 2 points 3 weeks ago

For more petty cases, turn people's stuff or food into poo.

[-] python@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago

Black pill's gonna have some mysterious side effects with my other medication

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago

Im taking the black pill every time. I got a lot of retard to undo

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

You have become Derpenheimer, destroyer of retards

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago

When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium's lifetime???

[-] AreaKode@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Is it lifetime or halflifetime?

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[-] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I take green and Start with all weapons on earth. Imagine the redneck waking up with poop under their pillow, poop on their walls and whole cabinets filled with poop. Fkin hilarious

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

All the new recruits in the army, literally polishing a turd, because theyre scared of the sergeant and dont know if this is a hazing thing or what

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

Black pill. Please cure me of my ailments.

I would be un-fucking-stoppable as a normie.

[-] pixeltree 13 points 3 weeks ago

Neurotypical pill pls

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick. Could also become a supervillian.

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?

[-] lena@gregtech.eu 7 points 3 weeks ago

Green, I'd turn trump into poo

[-] Geodad@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.

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[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago

How much thorium does the average person use in one lifetime?

[-] filcuk@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago

Somewhat unfunny answer: a 3cm diameter ball of thorium, that easily fits into one's palm by size, should be enough to provide all power an individual uses in a lifetime.
This can change a lot based on usage and actual power generation efficiency.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

Well, now I know what I'm buying everyone for Christmas

[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.

[-] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Too complex. I somehow mixed 2 of them and lemm.ee died

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Black and blue. I could stand to be less stupid and also thorium is very useful to power generation I could probably sell it.

[-] EldenLord@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I need that unretard for sure!

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