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You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn't work, because they're already full of shit.
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
Technically any human was already capable of doing that, the pill doesn't say that it's necessarily something you can just instantly do at a distance with your mind.
You couldnt tranform a black hole if there was a range limit, which would mean you couldnt transform anything
Due to the nature of physics, and black hole made of poo would be the same black hole.
It's like a question Randall got, how much water would it take to extinguish the sun? Answer of course being adding water or ice to the sun will only make it hotter.
Is density preserved?
Yeah, as I was writing it I thought the same thing. If not density though, then what do you measure as the... object itself? Since the prevailing theories are that black holes are either infinitely dense in a singularity, or that some are gravistars, we'd either turn an infinitely small dot into poop, or we'd turn something large enough for the poop to be dense enough anyway, so it may just shrink the blackhole.
Second point also works if using Schwarzschild radius or Kerr metric instead of a gravistar.
eh if its not poo at a distance, don't wanit
That's pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
turn the kidnappers into poo
Ah Mr Bond but that's why I am wearing a suit made out of poo, your power cannot affect me inside my fecal encasing
I wonder if transforming all the microplastics that are everywhere would improve or worsen everyone's health.
Boom, miniscule amounts of poo in your bloodstream
That depends on what exactly is the poo. If it's a poo of a living creature, it will be very not good, it's riddled with microorganisms, viruses, and bacteria that you really really don't want in your bloodstream. If it's an abstract idealistic version of poo than it might be better.
We already have https://lemmy.ca/post/865320
I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while
Do trump next please
Could I make Mars poo just to fuck up Elon's plans?
Just turn Elon into poo. Don't fuck with Mars.
Nah, I want to take his dreams away from him before I turn him into shit.
Let him land on mars first, then poo.
Green pill me you sick bastard.
The pill doesn't let you un-poo a thing, so you'd be destroying a whole planet forever just because of one dickhead, who'll be around for 34 more years maximum.