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[-] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 6 points 6 hours ago
[-] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 19 hours ago

I mean who hasn't spent extended periods of time smoking meth in a crawlspace while setting up electronics? Sounds like a normal guy to me...

In all seriousness though that crawlspace is huge! That tweaker scored! But all things come to an end I suppose, nothing a little meth bump won't fix I'm sure.

[-] fullsquare@awful.systems 27 points 22 hours ago

so they're saying that a methhead was living in the walls, how the turntables

[-] Corelli_III@midwest.social 4 points 15 hours ago

"man shelters in open space"

wow let's charge him 75000 nazi golds

[-] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 4 hours ago

Do you have an extra room in your house? How would you feel if I moved in and started smoking meth?

this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2025
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