Oh nice, I can cross that from my checklist
✓ Have a threesome
✓ Have sex with the devil.
But it's only premarital sex if you get married afterward
I'd totally marry the devil if I could. He seems nicer than most men I've met.
Salem 1692, the devil hangs out with some girls in the woods, they party and dance for a bit before he goes home.
Later, regular men literally crush them with big fucking rocks for no reason.
You know what, you're on to something.
(2 pts.) Question 6.
Following the statement above, premarital threesome is :
a) A foursome since devil joins them.
b) A sixsome since there is 3 premarital sex equaling +3.
c) A ninesome since the 3 devils are not married to each other and summon 2 more which summons one more.
d) A premarital sex.
Answer: Yes.
I love c, that’s hilarious
This Devil is too busy "rehabilitating" damned souls in a broken system for the rest of eternity after his own child told him to fuck off to Hell. Courtesy of his abusive father called God. Also, threesomes are for sluts, and he isn't one anymore.
Threesomes aren't just for sluts, y'know. They're for anyone who wants to have sex with two consenting adults at the same time, slut or not. :)
I'm sorry, I know this probably came off wrong to anyone who hasn't seen the show 😅 I've been very bitter about the showrunners running the show into the ground with their Christian bullshit.
And afterwards it's with Jesus.
When you're marrying, if you look closely in the corner, you can see Satan and Jesus doing it together.
Jesus doesn't participate he just likes to watch. He's always watching.
He's a peeping tom.
The problem with having a three-way with the Devil is he starts smoking BEFORE everyone's finished.
Hey cool, so if it was already a threesome...
The grammar makes my brain itch a bit, "every premarital sex"? How many premarital sexes are there? And where do they hang out so I can make sure I...totally never hang out with them lol
Be cool to each other. We'll welcome most occult themes, it's okay if you stray from witchcraft a bit.
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