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[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 80 points 3 weeks ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] NKBTN@feddit.uk 15 points 3 weeks ago

Had to lie to my wife that I wasn't really laughing at anything really because I didn't want to have to read this out to her

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 72 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe they were just trying to let people know what kind of birds to expect

[-] ParadeDuGrotesque@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 3 weeks ago

In the immortal words of Robin Williams: "Tits are little birds, boys and girls, and so are cocks!'

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 weeks ago

Cockerels aren't little birds

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 19 points 3 weeks ago

No, but cockatiels are :-)

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago

They are big birds in little bird bodies. At least that’s what they sound like when they’re upset.

[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

You're absolutely not wrong.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Perhaps there’s a fine pair of tits nesting in that lovely tree

[-] Baguette 48 points 3 weeks ago

Stop right there, you need to verify your age to look at this tree!

[-] Localhorst86@feddit.org 17 points 3 weeks ago

Oy! Got a license for that?

[-] frezik 28 points 3 weeks ago

It's well established that reading the word "tits" will turn children into adults that know that tits exist.

Tits.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 weeks ago

Damn, they should have redacted that! Now I’m thinking of tits.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

T*ts

Better?

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

I’d stay out of Essex as well, just in case.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

EVERYONE LETS GO DOWN TO THE TITTY TREE

[-] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine my disappointment when I go to the titty tree and only see boobies.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago
[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

In my city the most common graffiti is

poop
boob

also

dadbod

[-] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Think of the tree! They want cut down and burned, what that tree do to you?

Said "tits"

That's no reason to cut it down, don't trees have freedom of speech?

/s

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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