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[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 80 points 4 weeks ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[-] NKBTN@feddit.uk 15 points 4 weeks ago

Had to lie to my wife that I wasn't really laughing at anything really because I didn't want to have to read this out to her

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

You must be Brody’s cousin Walter.

this post was submitted on 04 Sep 2025
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