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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by Apeman42@lemmy.world to c/tenforward@lemmy.world

WHY IS ALL THE BRIDGE CREW SO FUCKING GORGEOUS?!

My god, I have to rewind all the time to catch the plot because I'm just so distracted by how goddamn stunning someone is. And all in different ways.

"Shit, what did they say? I was imagining how soft M'Benga's beard is."

"Sorry can we go back? I was thinking about receiving disciplinary action from La'an."

To quote one Beckett Mariner, "I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.” But like, all of them.

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[-] Strider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

M'Benga is the best. He should sell old spice or something.

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

Jadzia: “It would be fun.”

Sisko: “Too much fun.”

[-] 843563115848@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 days ago

Sisko: Old man, Oh, OLD MAN!!

[-] krunklom@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago

Daddy kurzon I've been a bad bad captain

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Definitely the second hottest main cast in my ranking, but the one thing that sets them back is that I agree with Keiko: Miles is unfuckable.

Fine man, love to have a beer with him, but not even that Irish brogue would get me to uh... manually realign his warp coil.

[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

While the bridge crew are gorgeous, they all pale in comparison to Captain Pike's hair.

My god, tribbles cry themselves to sleep because they know they will never be as gorgeous.

[-] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 days ago
[-] GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Wait till you find out they can sing...

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Just did.

Apologies, the most confounding thing...

They appear to be ...hotter?

Most unusual, so peculiar...

[-] teft@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'm so dysfunctional
Weak and emotional
Feelings I just can't contain

Escaping this misery
Or breaking free
Not a possibility

I solved for Y in my computation
But missed vital information
The variable so devastating

The crew's hot.

[-] Snowcano@startrek.website 16 points 3 days ago

Totally agree but also want to throw in the sexiness of the Enterprise too. Had to rewatch a scene b/c I was seriously like, “The design of this turbolift interior is hot. It’s making me sweat!” 🥵

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I was very pleasantly surprised at how faithfully they recreated the look and feel of the TOS Enterprise's interior while updating it to modern production values. White with red accents was basically Starfleet's entire thing in TOS.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 3 days ago

La'an and Nurse Chapel.

'nough said.

[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Secx sells. Can't really avoid it

[-] teft@piefed.social 12 points 3 days ago
[-] SGforce@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 days ago
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

I like Dr.Who!

Not really tracking, otherwise.

Those ads about texting and driving were horrible, tho

[-] frankPodmore@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 days ago

Too busy listening to the sound of M'Benga's voice to hear the words he's saying.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 5 points 3 days ago

I only watch to see Captain PornStar!

I just finished watching Inhumans for the first time.

The show is absolutely trash, no doubt about it. The dialogue, the acting, the plot, even the fight scenes are 3rd rate bush league that makes a student film look good in comparison.

But holy crap the women in it are stunning, from the queen all the way down to mine workers. But once you step down from Serenda Swan the women are kinda terrible actresses.

[-] PixelatedSaturn@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

At least they are not teenagers.

Most of the shows with ‘teenagers’ have casts in their late twenties or thirties.

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